A christian co-worker said we don't eat or sleep in heaven

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A christian co-worker said we don't eat or sleep in heaven

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Sheeeiit wheres the fun in that
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would you live in a house or something like that, does heaven have neighborhoods and housing

do you just hang out with your lost loved ones all day, would you get tired of them or annoyed. is there tv in heaven, maybe they'd sit around and watch that
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The thing that bugs me is people saying we turn into angels. I guess its a nice thought but angels are different from people.
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It's a giant meadow beyond the light tunnel.
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As a practicing christian sad to say you are right.
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i would convert and get my ass to church every sunday if it meant i get to be a biblically-accurate angel after i fuck off
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religion schmaligion
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banging the reverend's daughter :xx:
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Think i've seen that on pornhub before
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what a shame i never banged a mormon
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rhino wrote:
11 Feb 2022, 00:38



Sheeeiit wheres the fun in that
No sleep and no desire for food? I'm pretty sure this co-worker of yours was describing a crystal meth addiction :santa:
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That son of a bitch
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