My wife and dog are snoring next to me on the couch

[Ninny]

That sounds nice

[Mesarthim]

until one of them farts.

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Or he farts on them!

[Mesarthim]

that's the ticket!

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Hopefully it's not the shart

[vO)))id]

[User]

my dog also snores, it annoys me and is the reason she sleeps in her own special bed out in the hallway

i also snore, and i am ashamed

i have many traumatic memories of trying to sleep in various situations and places around the world and not being able to because of someone snoring. yes, i use earplugs, but sometimes i forget them