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Just make the dick sucking thread already
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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None of you gross masturbated crackers :redneck:
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
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Just make the dick sucking thread already

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I want Erny's lentil curry
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vO)))id wrote:
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None of you gross masturbated crackers :redneck:
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I'm just getting buzzed up and making dumb threads :bacon:
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I'm a decent cook but only when its Indian / Pak food.
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Most people are better cooks than they guve themselves credit for. If you can work an iven and boil water you can make a lot of simple meals.
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I couldn't roast a chicken to save my life but I stand 100% behind my curries & chilis :)
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I enjoy the shit out of smoking whole chickens.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Roasting is passive cooking anyone can fo it as long as you have an oven and meat thermometer it just takes practice.

Def less scary to start with thighs.
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i made a pork chile verde stew tonight does anybody want some. got a nice little riesling to go with it
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I don't eat pork.
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why not
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He is of Pakistani heritage people who are muslim or raised in a predominately Muslim culture do not eat pork forcthe same reason kosher jews do not mix meat and dairy, cultural and religious practices.

Meanwhile one of the ladies who works with my brother (she is Vietnamese) introduced us to pork floss and we are throwing that shit on everything its so goddamn delicious. Going to need to slow down soon.
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Pork is the bomb diggity
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Noyka wrote:
26 Jan 2024, 06:00
He is of Pakistani heritage people who are muslim or raised in a predominately Muslim culture do not eat pork forcthe same reason kosher jews do not mix meat and dairy, cultural and religious practices.

Meanwhile one of the ladies who works with my brother (she is Vietnamese) introduced us to pork floss and we are throwing that shit on everything its so goddamn delicious. Going to need to slow down soon.
i know all that, i just wanted to argue :redneck:
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we'd have to be talking about one charming motherfuckin' pig
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zim wrote:
27 Jan 2024, 00:10
Noyka wrote:
26 Jan 2024, 06:00
He is of Pakistani heritage people who are muslim or raised in a predominately Muslim culture do not eat pork forcthe same reason kosher jews do not mix meat and dairy, cultural and religious practices.

Meanwhile one of the ladies who works with my brother (she is Vietnamese) introduced us to pork floss and we are throwing that shit on everything its so goddamn delicious. Going to need to slow down soon.
i know all that, i just wanted to argue :redneck:
She's right, what more do you want
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i guess what i would like to ask is have you really examined why you don't consume pork. i don't know if you're religious or not but it may just be a cultural upbringing. i don't see how pork is any different from beef is any different from chicken. the lives and behaviors of the animals don't really seem to matter in the slaughter house. the animals are all processed the same.

the cultural/religious restrictions of certain foods seem incredibly arbitrary and pointless to me but also i am a nihilist. for example, the use of any pharmaceutical seems like a far more offensive thing to ingest on a chemical level than something like pork.
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would you eat a dog, zim
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that's an interesting question. i probably wouldn't but also i have extremely weird issues with food such as color and texture, for example i don't eat beef mostly because the color/texture is really off putting to me. eating dogs seems weird because they are commonly pets and helpers. i guess that's another black hole discussion of eating animals with higher intelligence.

i don't think the issue with eating pigs has anything to do with their intelligence, i know it's an old issue. i also sard doing any research :redneck:
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dogs got personality though
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Pigs are highly intelligent to play devil’s advocate.

Horses are considered intelligent yet cultures like the French and Japanese eat them.
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zim wrote:
29 Jan 2024, 23:32
i guess what i would like to ask is have you really examined why you don't consume pork. i don't know if you're religious or not but it may just be a cultural upbringing. i don't see how pork is any different from beef is any different from chicken. the lives and behaviors of the animals don't really seem to matter in the slaughter house. the animals are all processed the same.

the cultural/religious restrictions of certain foods seem incredibly arbitrary and pointless to me but also i am a nihilist. for example, the use of any pharmaceutical seems like a far more offensive thing to ingest on a chemical level than something like pork.
I am an atheist, yes my not eating pork is purely cultural, yes it is arbitrary, and no I will not reconsider.
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Good thing you live in cattle country
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Smoke them porks, Eat them porks
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Can't have scrapple without pork!
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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i eat all the things
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Do you eat the bunger too
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hell yeah
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alright people, i ordered a dutch oven. what should i put in that bitch. you can come over and have some
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I bought mine just so I could make beef stroganoff :redneck:. But I've managed to cook a ton of meals in that son of a bitch. The most recent being roasted chicken thighs and broccoli with garam masala and few other things tossed in.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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hey everyone i got some beef bourguignon in the oven right now it will be ready in like an hour or so probably. feel free to pop in and grab some
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Sounds good

I made some pork and shrimp dumplings and curry wings for super bowl.
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i made frittata yesterday
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that was the best meal i've ever prepared
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jawn galliano wrote:
12 Feb 2024, 10:07
that was the best meal i've ever prepared
Luke's frittata?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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time for your visit to thailand

also i am going to be back in london this summer, why don't we re-run 2019
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hmm when's london. i was thinking of potentially doing japan this year since my buddy's moving there for a bit, but i think not until after the summer and he will be there until some point in 2025 so might be able to push that one out a bit. and it would give me an excuse to pop up to edinburgh for a spell

we'll have to see what kind of raise i get this year, i should know that in a few weeks
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i would love to go to london this summer, especially now that luke is buying my plane ticket with his sweet beer book royalties
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oh hell yeah this is sounding better by the minute
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i am traveling south britain and ireland with my dad from july 1-15 and planning on arriving earlier in june to do my own thaaaang, nothing booked yet

john my books aren't gonna make any money until i am dead, you know how it is with true artists
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but a dead man can't buy plane tickets

luke you're not making any sense
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the executor of the dead man's estate could do it on his behalf, provided that such a thing is stipulated in one's will, and also that said will is executed faithfully
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