Stomach virus or food poisioning

[Lavabug]

spent most of saturday throwing up

almost all of sunday sleeping and feverish, unable to eat much

aaaand today was an off day stay-at-home-diarrhea-fest for me

so how was your fucking weekend chaps

[happiness and harmony]

i got minor food poisoning from some bad mexican on friday night

[zim]

i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Falcons are super bowl bound

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

I spent most of Sunday being hungover though

[happiness and harmony]

Falcons are super bowl bound

my little nephew is a happy boy

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Everyone in my house is sick besides me

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Falcons are super bowl bound

my little nephew is a happy boy

I'm not your nephew

[happiness and harmony]

you're right!

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

I am?

[happiness and harmony]

you did it!

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

This just reminds me of gob being confused about who his wife is in love with

[happiness and harmony]

:brightsweaters:

[Verbal]

i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning

more likely slow malnutrition

[Verbal]

the 1926 nobel prize in physiology or medicine was won by a hard-on bearer who claimed that stomach cancers in rats could caused by certain worms that were infecting them. however, within a year or so, it was found that the stomach tumors that he had described were not tumors at all. they were in fact some other sort of stomach wall abnormality. and they were not caused by the worm infection, they were caused by a vitamin deficiency

[Lavabug]

i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning

more likely slow malnutrition

:::::

[zim]

[happiness and harmony]

the 1926 nobel prize in physiology or medicine was won by a hard-on bearer who claimed that stomach cancers in rats could caused by certain worms that were infecting them. however, within a year or so, it was found that the stomach tumors that he had described were not tumors at all. they were in fact some other sort of stomach wall abnormality. and they were not caused by the worm infection, they were caused by a vitamin deficiency

all i got out of this is vaccines cause autism

[Verbal]

the 1926 nobel prize in physiology or medicine was won by a hard-on bearer who claimed that stomach cancers in rats could caused by certain worms that were infecting them. however, within a year or so, it was found that the stomach tumors that he had described were not tumors at all. they were in fact some other sort of stomach wall abnormality. and they were not caused by the worm infection, they were caused by a vitamin deficiency

all i got out of this is vaccines cause autism

not necessarily

im just saying they are correlated. maybe autism causes vaccines. maybe they are both caused by obama or strict gun laws or something

[happiness and harmony]

so now you're saying don't trust the government majority white countries really are superior

[zim]

i bought a gun and now i'm autistic

[Abzu]

I'm artistic.

[Lavabug]

[Holocaust]

What's up with everyone having the shits lately

[Verbal]

it happens

[User]

no shits over here unfortunately

[Verbal]

not yet, but soon

[jawn galliano]

i had food poisoning once and it fuckin' sucked