signing a book deal

User · Post by **User** » 07 Mar 2019, 11:57

in four hours and fifteen minutes

with any luck, will be a published author by 2020

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 07 Mar 2019, 12:25

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 07 Mar 2019, 15:35

i'd guess for all your travellin' endeavors?

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 07 Mar 2019, 19:03

Boof it

A beginners guide to anal storage

zim · Post by **zim** » 07 Mar 2019, 22:40

can I get a tl;dr

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 07 Mar 2019, 22:46

Use lube
No sharp edges
Flared bases are ideal

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 08 Mar 2019, 00:14

a book about MABB

zim · Post by **zim** » 08 Mar 2019, 02:21

i hope there's a black and white picture of luke on the back looking contemplative

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 08 Mar 2019, 02:28

zim wrote:i hope there's a black and white picture of luke on the back looking contemplative

wearing corpse paint

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 08 Mar 2019, 05:14

hot diggity damn congrats dude

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 08 Mar 2019, 06:07

zim wrote:i hope there's a black and white picture of luke on the back looking contemplative

Nah that’ll be inside the front cover on the inner half sleeve that wraps around aka the dust jacket

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 08 Mar 2019, 08:25

So where does the big gay pool party go?

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 08 Mar 2019, 10:29

On your hard drive for your kids to one day find

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 08 Mar 2019, 12:47

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 08 Mar 2019, 13:58

"uhh dad?"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHAT THE FUCK...."

User · Post by **User** » 08 Mar 2019, 16:18

i signed it, it happened. this is the photo i sent to my girlfriend, one ex-girlfriend and my mother.

53473739_783162175401795_2871618819187539968_n.jpg

they will give me USD $35,000 but i have to do a lot of research, pay a translator and photographer so i will only bank like $7000 of it. but then i get royalties after the first 2000 copies sell ... if they sell

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 08 Mar 2019, 17:05

well i would maybe buy one if you tell me WHAT THE FUCK ITS ABOUT mate :luke:

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Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 08 Mar 2019, 18:41

jorsh wrote:On your hard drive for your kids to one day find

I've already got it framed and hanging in the house

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 08 Mar 2019, 19:38

jorsh wrote:well i would maybe buy one if you tell me WHAT THE FUCK ITS ABOUT mate :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 08 Mar 2019, 19:49

it's about MABB

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 08 Mar 2019, 22:42

I'm going to buy the fuck out of a copy.

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 09 Mar 2019, 02:49

Nick wrote:
jorsh wrote:On your hard drive for your kids to one day find
I've already got it framed and hanging in the house

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 21 Mar 2019, 19:32

i'll buy one and steal a bunch more

User · Post by **User** » 09 Sep 2021, 12:09

so covid and then the military coup and everything kind of fucked all this over

now i have a new publisher in thailand and hopefully it will be out before christmas, with USA distribution!

User · Post by **User** » 09 Sep 2021, 12:11

zim · Post by **zim** » 09 Sep 2021, 12:42

well where can i order it

User · Post by **User** » 09 Sep 2021, 12:51

it will be distributed through university of washington press and will be in their catalogue soon

unfortunately there is no pizza in the book

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 09 Sep 2021, 13:52

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑
08 Mar 2019, 18:41

jorsh wrote:On your hard drive for your kids to one day find
I've already got it framed and hanging in the house

i assumed your wallpaper, curtains, and kids clothes and were just that image repeated over and over again

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 09 Sep 2021, 13:52

User wrote: ↑
07 Mar 2019, 11:57
in four hours and fifteen minutes

with any luck, will be a published author by 2020

what

Z's bouncy tits · Post by **Z's bouncy tits** » 10 Sep 2021, 00:48

How did you go about getting published?

Busy writing a book and would like to get it published out there.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 10 Sep 2021, 01:38

well this is good news from the luke person

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 10 Sep 2021, 02:28

User wrote: ↑
08 Mar 2019, 16:18
i signed it, it happened. this is the photo i sent to my girlfriend, one ex-girlfriend and my mother.

53473739_783162175401795_2871618819187539968_n.jpg

they will give me USD $35,000 but i have to do a lot of research, pay a translator and photographer so i will only bank like $7000 of it. but then i get royalties after the first 2000 copies sell ... if they sell

Is the book about those massive teeth?

bills bro · Post by **bills bro** » 10 Sep 2021, 03:09

massive? they seem pretty normal, nice smile

just be nice dude

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 10 Sep 2021, 03:10

Exciting news it went through, Congrats! I’d buy it, its fun lesrning about other cultures.

User · Post by **User** » 10 Sep 2021, 11:16

that's the spirit!

i remember taking that photo when i signed the contract, that was a good time. pre-covid and pre-coup

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 10 Sep 2021, 17:28

bills bro wrote: ↑
10 Sep 2021, 03:09
massive? they seem pretty normal, nice smile

just be nice dude

they really are not massive teeth, inram was just reaching like ted cruz going after patton oswalt

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 10 Sep 2021, 17:48

i did notice very large teeth

zim · Post by **zim** » 10 Sep 2021, 19:13

it's all those myanmar drinks

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 10 Sep 2021, 23:50

Anyway congratulations Mr Luke on your book deal. Hopefully it's the first of many. If you become a really successful / famous writer are you still going to continue to visit this board?

User · Post by **User** » 11 Sep 2021, 23:09

i will not become a successful or famous writer so i will never have to make that decision

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 11 Sep 2021, 23:13

you should make a masterclass

zim · Post by **zim** » 12 Sep 2021, 06:48

if i become successful or famous i will immediately forget mabb, see ya suckers

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 12 Sep 2021, 06:51

what would you even be successful at?

zim · Post by **zim** » 12 Sep 2021, 06:53

it doesn't take much these days to be a celebrity

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 12 Sep 2021, 06:54

and yet here we are

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Sep 2021, 10:25

zim wrote: ↑
12 Sep 2021, 06:48
if i become successful or famous i will immediately forget mabb, see ya suckers

Calling bullshit on that one buddy

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Sep 2021, 10:26

Verbal wrote: ↑
12 Sep 2021, 06:51
what would you even be successful at?

Pizza obviously

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 12 Sep 2021, 13:27

Verbal wrote: ↑
10 Sep 2021, 17:48
i did notice very large teeth

i meant to write, "i didnt notice very large teeth"

User · Post by **User** » 25 Oct 2021, 18:47

i am so close

so so so close

to finally getting this over and done with

User · Post by **User** » 29 Oct 2021, 11:19

i sent it to the publisher

thank you for your support