coronavirus in this region

User · Post by **User** » 01 Dec 2020, 12:13

you can't stop progress!

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Dec 2020, 12:17

Maryland is actually quite good at it

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 01 Dec 2020, 16:32

User wrote: ↑
01 Dec 2020, 12:13
you can't stop progress!

you understand there's no victimless crimes

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Dec 2020, 21:07

Hogan's got another press conference at 4pm today. Probably another stern talking to with no real reaction to the goings on.

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 01 Dec 2020, 22:09

i bet he feels rather victimized

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Dec 2020, 22:14

I feel victimized! Maybe I should seek substantial compensation

Legally, legalish or otherwise

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 01 Dec 2020, 22:15

you best sit patiently outside those open gates first

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 07 Dec 2020, 08:06

My best fellating lover has had it with bronchitis for a week now. Tested positive Friday but symptoms started light early last week. I’m really worried for her. They gave her a 4 day zpack course and an inhaler.

And my sister also texted me tonight saying her stepmom has it.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 08 Dec 2020, 01:49

It would be such a major disaster for T's political future if Giuliani died. I hope he does die.

User · Post by **User** » 08 Dec 2020, 04:35

me too, let's all try to create some positive energy in this thread by collectively hoping he dies

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 08 Dec 2020, 04:41

he's got a 9/11 chance of dying from covid.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 08 Dec 2020, 09:00

Meanwhile in Florida....

Agents raid home of fired Florida data scientist who built COVID-19 dashboard
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/ ... 482817002/

fucking fascists.

she just went live on CNN and basically said this wasn't necessarily directed at her but at all the people shes been in communication with who still work for the state since they took her personal laptop and phone but none of the other computers, modems, etc in the house (which is unusual since she's being accused of a "cyber crime")

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 19 Dec 2020, 23:34

Nurses and doctors are starting to get the first round of vaccines in my state

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 20 Dec 2020, 01:48

Oh joy.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 20 Dec 2020, 02:45

We are back in total lockdown until at least Januari 19 2021.

Fuck.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 24 Dec 2020, 16:38

And even 2 new strains!

UK
South Africa

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 24 Dec 2020, 16:50

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 24 Dec 2020, 21:31

Not sure about the US but everything to and from UK Europe is banned. And they have Brexit coming up....

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 24 Dec 2020, 21:45

Oh seems they unbanned some transport.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 26 Dec 2020, 01:22

Skinfection wrote: ↑
20 Dec 2020, 01:24
Apparently now there's a new, faster spreading version of COVID. We're never getting out of lockdown

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-new ... s-12166858

Not 1, but 3 of those faster spreading type motherfukers out there now.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 26 Dec 2020, 01:43

Seems 2020 was indeed the first year of quarantine.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 26 Dec 2020, 02:07

That would make it 4 then.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 27 Dec 2020, 17:49

Im happy I reached 35 without being infected

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 27 Dec 2020, 18:51

Birthday today?

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 27 Dec 2020, 19:19

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 30 Dec 2020, 11:58

So a bunch of elderly folks in Germany OD'ed on this covid vaccine.
They accidentally received 5 times the amount.

I pulled a massive

Not sure if they died from it yet.

User · Post by **User** » 30 Dec 2020, 20:07

fuck that

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 30 Dec 2020, 21:05

New highly infectious strain detected in Colorado, get ready for another shutdown soon muricans

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 30 Dec 2020, 22:21

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 02 Jan 2021, 08:01

User · Post by **User** » 02 Jan 2021, 12:57

User · Post by **User** » 06 Jan 2021, 05:10

Los Angeles ambulance workers have been told to stop transporting some patients with extremely low survival chances to hospital, and to limit oxygen use, as record COVID-19 cases overwhelm medical resources.

California has emerged as the latest epicentre of the US coronavirus pandemic, with nearly 4,000 deaths in the past two weeks alone, and hospitals bracing for another surge expected from the holiday period.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 06 Jan 2021, 16:55

Skinfection wrote: ↑
06 Jan 2021, 09:26
So glad I got out of LA when I did

Indeed.

User · Post by **User** » 20 Jan 2021, 03:05

Not every person who dies is put in a body bag; they are largely reserved for those who are infectious. With coronavirus, however, that could be almost anyone. Couple that with the fact that many hospital wards have been turned into COVID-specific spaces, and the need for body bags has soared.

Officials in Los Angeles County have just suspended air-quality regulations that previously capped the number of cremations, warning the "growing backlog of cremation cases within the county constitutes a threat to public health".

**when the dead overwhelm the living, you gotta burn that shit quick like**
**before they walk the earth**

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 20 Jan 2021, 03:30

US body count has officially surpassed 400,000, roughly 20% of the global total

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 20 Jan 2021, 03:52

Future medical and political textbooks of the future:

“Here’s a real world example of how a not to handle a pandemic: The United States of America’s response to COVID-19 in 2020. Under the leadership of president Tru.....

May we all learn from their mistakes.”

User · Post by **User** » 20 Jan 2021, 10:25

"Millions died, but they died free. Free from any enemy. Free from the need to die. What was at first labeled the China Virus ended up being known as the Liberty Virus."

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 17 Mar 2021, 03:08

got ein vaccine this day

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 17 Mar 2021, 03:45

lucky

i don't think i'm eligible for another 2 months

zim · Post by **zim** » 17 Mar 2021, 04:06

i somehow qualify as essential (my job falls under IT i guess) so i can go ahead and get it

happiness and harmony · Post by **happiness and harmony** » 17 Mar 2021, 06:14

jawn galliano wrote: ↑
17 Mar 2021, 03:45
lucky

i don't think i'm eligible for another 2 months

i didn’t expect to and georgia is last in the nation in vaccines (no surprise) but due to a quirk in the system i am technically overweight and overweight people qualify for the shot so thank you absurd medical doins

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 17 Mar 2021, 07:38

I have an appointment to get Pfizer’d up tomorrow.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 17 Mar 2021, 08:00

Brother in law's lady fellating lover has been getting everyone set up for appointments with all the free time she's got doing the work from home thing. Just got my account set up so I'm next on the list to try and get this shit done.

User · Post by **User** » 17 Mar 2021, 08:18

fourth wave in the USA right now apparently

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 22 Mar 2021, 19:04

Waiting in line to get this here vaccine done.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 22 Mar 2021, 19:12

my sister in law tested positive on saturday which is not surprising given the horror stories i've heard about it circulating through her office

where's my fucking vaccine already

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 22 Mar 2021, 19:32

Getcha walgreens dose

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 22 Mar 2021, 19:57

I'm still alive

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 22 Mar 2021, 20:39

Got that hoebag pfizer all up in my arm

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 22 Mar 2021, 20:58

Wife was able to get the Johnson vaccine the other day. Still nothing for me. At this point I’ll just have to wait until I move
To Minnesota since I won’t be able to schedule 2nd dose for the others.