Threesomes

[droidspawn]

So this chick I’ve been seeing for the last few weeks just asked if if I’ve ever had one of these.

“I have friends who would do this if you’re into it.”

She also has 2 suitcases full of whips, paddles, beads, and other various toys. This chick is pretty wild.

[zim]

do it or regret it forever

[droidspawn]

This is true.

[vO)))id]

Depends on if those friends are female or not.

[droidspawn]

Well obviously if it’s a dude that’s game over.

[zim]

i almost had a chance once and i didn't pursue it, i still regret it over 10 years later

[rhino]

[rhino]

do it or regret it forever

I say this, but dont try to put a ring on it or anything

[vO)))id]

If you have the chance to do it and bail, if things get weird then I say go for it.

See what a comma can do?

[shadowalk]

If you have the chance to do it and bail if things get weird then I say go for it.

[Ninny]

Well obviously if it’s a dude that’s game over.

No sandwich?

[droidspawn]

:womit:

[agony bagony]

If you have the chance to do it and bail, if things get weird then I say go for it.

See what a comma can do?

that is so completely not where a comma would go in that sentence you gigantic goofy dutchman

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

In the vhampster's defense he never said it was right. Just what it can do to a sentence.

[agony bagony]

maybe he has that good edible buzz going

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Are you and he the same people?

[agony bagony]

now that would be a third-act reveal

[vO)))id]

[agony bagony]

if you swing those weighted gym ropes hard enough, you can split your soul and merge with that of another

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

now that would be a third-act reveal

Mabb is a sentient being after all these years and it's only wish is to attend a big gay pool party.

[zim]

shits getting real weird in here

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

You've been around long to know its been weird here

[zim]

i think a threesome would either be really weird or really awesome

[jawn galliano]

i almost got caught in a threesome with another dude when i was much younger but i narrowly avoided it (his mom came to pick him up)

[droidspawn]

So she sent me a pic of the other chick. Very, very yes.

I can’t believe this is even a remote possibility.

[vO)))id]

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

i almost got caught in a threesome with another dude when i was much younger but i narrowly avoided it (his mom came to pick him up)

What you missed was a chance at a really weird foursome

[jawn galliano]

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in the end all i got was a rather lackluster twosome

[Verbal]

i almost got caught in a threesome with another dude when i was much younger but i narrowly avoided it (his mom came to pick him up)

you almost had a threesome with your f.riend and his mom?

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Check your math again young gleeso

[jawn galliano]

no it was my fellating lover and his girlfriend. instead i just banged his girlfriend after his parents picked him up

[vO)))id]

[droidspawn]

Haha

[Ninny]

i almost got caught in a threesome with another dude when i was much younger but i narrowly avoided it (his mom came to pick him up)

What you missed was a chance at a really weird foursome

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