president COVID-19 positive

User · Post by **User** » 02 Oct 2020, 16:59

good birthday present

male, 110kg, obese according to his BMI of 30, 74yrs of age

based on the USA CDC health stats for the US, he has a 1 in 6 chance of dying

unfortunately he is asymptomatic so far

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 02 Oct 2020, 17:52

Its probably bullshit. Lying about having it right before the election is too perfect so he can say “See, even I had it and beat it because I’m so strong, so tough. It ain’t that bad. Vote for me!”

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 02 Oct 2020, 17:55

And it gives him sympathy and serves to distract after that horrible debate and telling domestic terrorists to be ready.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Oct 2020, 18:07

jorsh wrote: ↑
02 Oct 2020, 17:52
Its probably bullshit. Lying about having it right before the election is too perfect so he can say “See, even I had it and beat it because I’m so strong, so tough. It ain’t that bad. Vote for me!”

First thing I thought

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 02 Oct 2020, 18:16

I suddenly have the urge to read The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 02 Oct 2020, 18:21

president covid

User · Post by **User** » 02 Oct 2020, 19:16

i maintain the "let's hope he dies" angle

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 02 Oct 2020, 19:31

nah, he can't escape justice that easily.

however, I do hope he enjoys some terror-filled days to come.

and then loses the election.

and then gets indicted and charged.

and THEN dies in prison from covid.

Corpsepyre · Post by **Corpsepyre** » 02 Oct 2020, 21:27

zim · Post by **zim** » 02 Oct 2020, 21:31

Skinfection wrote: ↑
02 Oct 2020, 20:28

rhino wrote: ↑
02 Oct 2020, 18:07

jorsh wrote: ↑
02 Oct 2020, 17:52
Its probably bullshit. Lying about having it right before the election is too perfect so he can say “See, even I had it and beat it because I’m so strong, so tough. It ain’t that bad. Vote for me!”

First thing I thought
Also so he doesn't have to do the other debates. I just want to see how his base explains this one.

absolutely nothing seems to deter his base. i literally see comments on my local newspaper facebook that say things like "it doesn't matter what bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea does, i will still vote for him"

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 02 Oct 2020, 22:01

hope hicks was symptomatic in public and was in close quarters with him (and a ton of other key staffers and conservative bigwigs) after that episode. i guess the fakery aspect is possible, but at least right now i'm not sure i buy it given everything else we know about the situation.

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 03 Oct 2020, 02:09

it reminds me of those 90s political thriller bruckheimer-esque movies...sleeper agent tries to assassinate the POTUS only in this case it's a virus

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 03 Oct 2020, 03:43

i like how y'all are so proud of your bestest president ever

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 03 Oct 2020, 03:53

things are developing very quickly over the last hour or so

i don't want to get anyone's hopes up too much but this could be the real deal

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 03 Oct 2020, 04:31

"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm"

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 03 Oct 2020, 05:23

Corpsepyre wrote: ↑
02 Oct 2020, 21:27

Gus

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 03 Oct 2020, 13:31

Is he dead yet?

User · Post by **User** » 03 Oct 2020, 18:28

unfortunately not

he will tweet into the grave

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 04 Oct 2020, 00:17

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 04 Oct 2020, 01:43

Hitoshura wrote: ↑
04 Oct 2020, 00:17

zim · Post by **zim** » 04 Oct 2020, 01:44

what would happen if he actually kicked the bucket before the election? what happens to the early votes that were for him? would those automatically apply to pence or something?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 04 Oct 2020, 01:48

republicans would have to find a new candidate in a hurry. might be pence, might not. i'm sure they've had people doing contingency planning along these lines since early in the week.

as far as i know any early votes for bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea would have to be allocated to bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea

if they actually had to run a new candidate, there's pretty much zero chance of them winning the election. though if there's any organization on earth that could fuck up a slam dunk like that it's the democrats

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 04 Oct 2020, 01:59

Skinfection wrote: ↑
03 Oct 2020, 03:17

Hitoshura wrote: ↑
02 Oct 2020, 22:01
hope hicks was symptomatic in public and was in close quarters with him (and a ton of other key staffers and conservative bigwigs) after that episode. i guess the fakery aspect is possible, but at least right now i'm not sure i buy it given everything else we know about the situation.

I just hope she was in close proximity to Mcconnell, Pompeo, and Barr.

Not a vote generating hoax

User · Post by **User** » 05 Oct 2020, 06:44

still hoping he will die, if not, he will have long term complications and die sooner than he otherwise would have

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 05 Oct 2020, 17:51

kelly loeffler is standing behind lee, i hope she caught it and gets hospitalized with an all-black medical staff

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 05 Oct 2020, 20:00

doesn't seem unlikely

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 05 Oct 2020, 20:27

a good torch mob would do the same

but be pretty

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 06 Oct 2020, 01:33

Skinfection wrote: ↑
05 Oct 2020, 20:13
It's funny how now that they're suffering the consequences of their willful ignorance they want sympathy

You reap what you sow
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Fuck around and get fucked
Karmas a bitch
Etc

No sympathy.

User · Post by **User** » 06 Oct 2020, 05:38

i go one step further than no sympathy and actively hope for them to die, every morning i think this. so far no luck

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Oct 2020, 06:07

he went wild on twitter today

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 Oct 2020, 06:25

hes going to reelected whether he dies or not

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 06 Oct 2020, 06:48

Fucking knew he’d be back at the WH today already and claim he’s the best recoverer in the history of the galaxy

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Oct 2020, 06:52

Verbal wrote: ↑
06 Oct 2020, 06:25
hes going to reelected whether he dies or not

i expect him to win, there is no hope

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Oct 2020, 07:02

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 06 Oct 2020, 07:29

Skinfection wrote: ↑
06 Oct 2020, 06:04
So now he's going back to the white house. People with Covid have reported feeling better after a few days, then getting hit really hard with it. He thinks he's fine because he's on a steroid.

If he has indeed made some sort of miraculous recovery, he never had it to begin with. If he does have it, he'll more than likely die in office while infecting who knows how many other people?

I hate this timeline so much.

Wasn't the treatment he was supposedly getting requiring him to be on oxygen?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 06 Oct 2020, 08:30

zim wrote: ↑
06 Oct 2020, 07:02

some fine breathing there

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 06 Oct 2020, 09:22

Dumb splendid mate of mine

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 06 Oct 2020, 10:13

blasting down the highway of death at 150mph

cruise control, baby!

neckred · Post by **neckred** » 06 Oct 2020, 20:11

too much fart huffing

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 07 Oct 2020, 00:16

Boris worked on for more than a week and was then moved to hospital and intensive care

User · Post by **User** » 27 Oct 2020, 06:30

the city i am living in had its first new COVID case in over three months a few days ago. a diplomat who returned from overseas. sneaky bastard. he better follow the rules

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 27 Oct 2020, 08:26

you can't fix stupid.

zim · Post by **zim** » 27 Oct 2020, 09:28

Skinfection wrote: ↑
27 Oct 2020, 07:37
Pence has it too and won't quarantine. Raise your hand if you're surprised.

It's funny how this only seems to be affecting prominent Republicans. Almost like wearing a mask and taking a highly contagious virus seriously means your chances of getting it become exponentially less.

people are calling kentucktys governor 'hitler' all over facebook for the mask mandate

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 27 Oct 2020, 09:30

I stopped going on facebook back in June - probably the best decision I've ever made. only wish I'd done it sooner....

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 28 Oct 2020, 17:39

geometric honeypot wrote: ↑
02 Oct 2020, 18:21
president covid

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 28 Oct 2020, 20:32

geometric honeypot wrote: ↑
28 Oct 2020, 17:39

geometric honeypot wrote: ↑
02 Oct 2020, 18:21
impeached president covid