I pulled a muscle cleaning

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 28 Nov 2020, 23:10

Its awesome getting old :benton:

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 28 Nov 2020, 23:21

Clean in moderation

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 29 Nov 2020, 00:09

Always the wise one ninny

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 29 Nov 2020, 00:13

I pulled one holding in a sneeze a few months ago

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 29 Nov 2020, 10:32

was it your dick

were you cleaning with your dick

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 29 Nov 2020, 10:39

Maybe he was cleaning his dick

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 29 Nov 2020, 12:33

you can always push it back in place

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 30 Nov 2020, 21:03

dick out of joint

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 30 Nov 2020, 22:46

Nicht gut.

User · Post by **User** » 01 Dec 2020, 03:06

hail satan

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 01 Dec 2020, 10:43

Cleaning Satans dick joint.

User · Post by **User** » 01 Dec 2020, 12:17

that's a job for bleach

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Dec 2020, 12:18

Ryan get the fuck in here and explain yourself

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 01 Dec 2020, 16:32

satan's dick is double-jointed

User · Post by **User** » 02 Dec 2020, 03:03

there is a second joint in the special place

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 02 Dec 2020, 04:22

Ryan is in the ER for a dickectomy.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 02 Dec 2020, 05:24

god’s dick is infinite

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 02 Dec 2020, 05:34

Were you bent over when the muscle got pulled?

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 02 Dec 2020, 05:52

We've already established his dick has 2 joints

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 02 Dec 2020, 08:00

i don’t see what rhino’s back has to do with his disjointed dick

zim · Post by **zim** » 02 Dec 2020, 08:57

spectral dick

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 02 Dec 2020, 09:22

Dirge wrote: ↑
02 Dec 2020, 05:34
Were you bent over when the muscle got pulled?

I had one hand on the vacuum, and bent over almost backwards to pick up my remote off the floor and pulled or strained a muscle below my shoulder, it hurt for 2 days but its feeling ok now

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