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Anyone ever fuck around with this at all? I've been eyeing up some smokers and getting close to pulling the trigger on a vertical pellet one.
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I smoked an entire turkey last thanksgiving just using a regular charcoal grill. came out fan-fucking-tastic. other than that though I haven't fucked around with smoking them meats.
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Ain't got no fancy meat smoking device, but the Zuck can tell you all about it:

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I do not, but I know people who do and have eaten some goddamn glorious meats out them there smokers
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smoked meat bits make smoky meat shits
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It has been ordered :greenie:
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vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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that's a fine smoker, yessir.
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Pretty excited, once I'm able to snar it up I'll be off to Costco to celebrate by buying all the meats :luke:
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that is a fancy looking smoking device

which animal will grace it first?
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That remains to be seen. Trying to figure out what is going to be the most forgiving cut of meat for a first attempt.
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mmmmm delicious smoked meats
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i would very much like some smoked meats
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mark let's smoke some meats in nick's fancy smoker and then eat the meats
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nick hurry up and get that smoker sorted so luke and i can come over and use it
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I mean if there's an mabb meetup within driving distance I for sure will bring some delicious smoked meats.

Also I saw someone do a smoked queso! That shit is for sure on my to do list.
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It is loaded in truck with 40lbs of pellets. Now to get this built up and make sure it works right.
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God damn boys! She is up and running so I am off to purchase meats for tomorrow maiden voyage.
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nick please mail me some smoked meats
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That is a possibility isn't it? :meatbulb:
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i'd trade some treehouse goodness for some smoky delicacies :idea:
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I will need to get my smoking chops up first. Ain't trying to send out no subpar smoked meat treats.

I snagged 2 whole chickens and some sausages for tomorrow :idea:
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aww hell yeah

you just let me know when you got them chops up. we'll arrange a delicious exchange when the time is right :xx:
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I mean when it comes to regular kitchen chops I can whip some shit up. But using a smoker it's like playing the same game but with all new rules.

Already planning to try a pork butt my next weekend off work. Pulled pork, homemade slaw, homemade pickled jalapenos, with a proper carolina vinegar sauce all piled on a pretzel bun :thingy::::::::
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that sounds like a flavour explosion
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meat sweats
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First meal was an ein success :xx:
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pics or it didn't happen
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them hoebag chickens alright
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It happened :xx:
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Ate some leftovers tonight for dinner :idea:
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A boneless leg of lamb is in for dinner tomorrow.

Also got some sunflower seeds and almonds up in there :santa:
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smokey lamb :xx:
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You know that's right :xx:

Jamming some honey sriracha almonds fresh off the smoker in this period :idea:
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are you tempted to smoke the weirdest shit

smoke dat

yo what dat
smoke it
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A bit yeah :redneck:

I got some wagyu hot dogs and before my next round of nerd games I'll be making some smoked queso.

Even these seeds and almonds were a random event. Was at the store and they had them in bulk, the wife and kids like them so why not!
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smoked caramelised onions :!: :!:
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wagyu dogs are so fuckin' clutch. had some of them on nantucket last year, you will not be disappointed
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User wrote:
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smoked caramelised onions :!: :!:
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Or I could make my own bacon and use it to make bacon and onion jam :zim::::::::::
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i have seen this thing in COOKING WITH CLUTCH facebook group, it is not a thing done in australia or southeast asia

bacon in a jam :huh:
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It's fucking delicious. Slap that shit on a burger or on some roasted pork :al:::::
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I put a pork butt on at 1:30am. Gonna jam some pulled pork tonight boys! Gonna make a proper carolina vinegar sauce and use brussel sprouts to make some coleslaw to go with it :idea:
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Be right there
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It was right around 7.5lbs before cooking. I'll have plenty leftover for tacos one day next week :idea:
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Pulled this fella off the smoker at 530 after 15ish hours. The internal temp hit a stall around 160 that took it forever to get past. It's currently all wrapped up waiting to be shredded apart :idea:
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