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HI IT WAS DELICIOUS :gay:
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Did you make the mustard sauce?
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Ain't no mustard up in a vinegar sauce

scrapple cider vinegar
Water
Brown sugar
Ketchup
Red pepper flakes
Salt
Pepper

Also did the brussel sprout slaw with it but I didn't have my phone when I was actually getting dinner together :santa:
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god damn :shock:
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Very soon stormy :cool:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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You gone out and sampled any barbecue down there in texas?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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that is a big chunk of carcass right there
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So I've gone and tried a lot of things on the smoker.

Pulled pork
Sausages/hot dogs
Leg of lamb
Brisket
Whole chickens
Queso
Burgers
Pork loin

I've got a good idea of what I'd like to do to change some things. The bark on the pulled pork was a bit too hard, I'll probably pull it and wrap it in paper when the temp stalls out. Pork loin got a bit dry on me so I'm planning on doing a bacon wrapped one next.

As for the brisket I wanna try a whole packer instead of just a flat, and for the chicken I'm gonna spatchcock that son of a bitch.

Tried burgers for the first time tonight, and holy shit they turned out good :xx:. Did them at 225 for an hour, then into a screaming hot pan to sear the outside and melt the cheese.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Sounds like sex
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It was no bullshit one of the best burgers I've ever made
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i will take two of nick's smoked burgers, thank you kindly
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Oh mama
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I wanna try smoking some cheese
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where are my fucking burgers
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My house
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Pulled pork round 2!

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Also made pork belly burnt ends. Ended up being a little sweet but still plenty tasty
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that lookth sweeteth ath the fucketh
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That looks awesome
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Just popped this fella in about 20 minutes ago
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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think u over cooked it
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Not at all my dude. It was on the smoker for right around 9 hours. The leftovers are going into some chili :idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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I'm coming over for leftovers
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rhino wrote:
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I'm coming over for leftovers
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Chili is on boys
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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My dad just smoked a huge tri tip, 2 whole chickens, and a rack of ribs last night. He brought some to us I think hes trying to feed the whole neighborhood.
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I like smoking whole chickens. Use what I need and there's plenty for another meal a few days later :idea:.

I'm not a huge fan of ribs so I haven't attempted to make any of those yet. Tri tip is very much on my to do list just haven't been able to pick one up at the right quality/price combo
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You have to do tri tip, it takes on the smoke flavor best of anything.

Im with you on the ribs I am not a huge fan either, too fatty. My brother loves them though so my dad bribgs him iver a few when he makes them.
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droidspawn wrote:
05 Dec 2021, 23:37
rhino wrote:
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I'm coming over for leftovers
It was fucking awesome :tvrky:
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goddammit nick where's my smoked meats
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
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HI IT WAS DELICIOUS :gay:

i would like some of this
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My house is way to small for any kind of gathering :oldryan:
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you have a yard though
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and children's bedrooms we can turn into metal pizza dens
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the dead vote well wrote:
07 Dec 2021, 11:14
you have a yard though
Party at your house. I'll smoke the meats :donut:
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that means nick's yard is more than big enough and he doesn't want to share :eyes: why do you hate us so
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But you have a much larger yard
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do we know that for sure
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the only way to know is to have a party
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Is it a wet meat or a dry meat party?
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my yard is angled, the meats will tip over
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the dead vote well wrote:
08 Dec 2021, 00:39
do we know that for sure
I'm gonna go with probably. Let's just have it at the place zim was going to buy.
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Noyka wrote:
08 Dec 2021, 02:46
Is it a wet meat or a dry meat party?
....why not both?
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As long as its not moistened meat!
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Ain't nothing wrong with a good moist meat situation
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Swamp meat
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Smoked gator :swampbulb:
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Chicken of the swamp!
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Threw 2 4lb pork loins and made some queso for tonight's football doings

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Still about 10-15 degrees off from being done
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Shit was banging rhino
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