i bought a lambretta

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i bought a lambretta

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zoom zoom :idea:

now my sexy leopard elevator can go to the salon when i am out with the car

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do any of you fuck it with the scooters
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Nah
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Your matching helm is the good :idea:
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matching for satan :grim:
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de mysteriis dom colour coordination for sathanas :grimxx:
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:gaylol:
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User wrote:
04 Jan 2022, 23:56
de mysteriis dom colour coordination for sathanas :grimxx:
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hell yes luke :xx:
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the video of him playing several burzum songs is pretty cool
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i am enjoying this new purchase, it takes me certain places with more convenience than the regular motor vehicle, which involves parking in prescribed locations. for instance, i bought some fruit from the side of the road without having to park, i just slowed down my lambretta, handed over a dollar, and received bananas. now if i was driving my car, i could not have stopped in the middle of the busy road like that, people would have been inconvenienced. with the lambretta, everything is convenience!
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I did not buy a Lambretta today
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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but you could find me parts for my lambretta if i was in an horrible accident and my poor machine was damaged
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I'd sure give it a shot. I don't even know anywhere that sells the damn things.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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sots :thingy:
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
06 Jan 2022, 16:30
I'd sure give it a shot. I don't even know anywhere that sells the damn things.
they are definitely more of a european thing, though ironically, originally inspired by US army scooters engineered by the military for use in europe in ww2 (and then left behind for the most part)
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sots :thingy:
yay t-shirt recognition :benton: :metavag:
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I khav same shirt :xx:

Luke does that thing have a jammin' radio?



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"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm"

uh no, it does not have a jamming radio. i find riding motorcycles and bicycles with music on distracting and unsafe. you rely on your ears a lot more when on two wheels. in the car i jam it to the max tho

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i just rediscovered this song, i loved it when i was 14-15, it is so cheesy now
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good colour
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