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WHO HAS NOT SEEN
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Seen. Loved it. Dark, violent, hypnotic, and an Eggers film all the way (even if it's his most accessible).
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i kh'ave not but would like to
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zim wrote:
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i kh'ave not but would like to
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Is this Amon Amarth?
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it's just a really long music video
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i will watch it at some point
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zim wrote:
19 May 2022, 01:51
it's just a really long music video
Do they sing row row row your boat?
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Ninny wrote:
18 May 2022, 23:03
zim wrote:
18 May 2022, 21:45
i kh'ave not but would like to
The woman hates period pieces :frown: so I haven’t seen it yet either but I definitely will. Just not sure when.
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:frown:
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Is this about toozey?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Björk is in it :bulb:
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People who disregard whole genres :frown:
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Ninny wrote:
19 May 2022, 23:15
People who disregard whole genres :frown:
I can’t stand musicals but I’m still down to watch something like phantom of the opera if it’s at least an interesting story with good music. Sadly most of the genre is utter garbage.

I do find it a bit strange that someone would specifically Hate “period pieces” though.
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Also I need to watch this I guess. The trailer looked interesting and it seems like it’s getting good reviews.
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Mesarthim wrote:
19 May 2022, 23:19
Ninny wrote:
19 May 2022, 23:15
People who disregard whole genres :frown:
I can’t stand musicals but I’m still down to watch something like phantom of the opera if it’s at least an interesting story with good music. Sadly most of the genre is utter garbage.

I do find it a bit strange that someone would specifically Hate “period pieces” though.
That was my term. She just doesn’t like anything “older”
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Mesarthim wrote:
19 May 2022, 23:20
Also I need to watch this I guess. The trailer looked interesting and it seems like it’s getting good reviews.
The trailers are a bit misleading, as usual with such films. But do watch it. :santa:
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WHO FUCKING WATCHED IT

film of the year 2022 is a massive toss up between THE NORTHMAN and EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

and such different films and touching on different interests of mine, and different parts of my life and history, 2022 was a good meaningful fucking cinematic year
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I still need to watch this but don't know where/what streaming platform, etc.
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goddammit TOM

turn the lights off, get a big glass of vodka, and jam this fucking movie


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from a Google:

✅ Pathé Thuis ➡️ Ga meteen naar The Northman bij Pathé Thuis. Bij deze streamingdienst is de film sinds donderdag 18 augustus 2022 online verkrijgbaar. Als je je nu gratis aanmeldt, dan kijk je je eerste film met tot 60% korting.
⛔️ Amazon Prime Video De film is op dit moment niet te streamen met een abonnement op Amazon Prime Video.
⛔️ Disney+ Momenteel kun je deze film niet kijken bij Disney+.
⛔️ HBO Max Deze nieuwe videodienst van WarnerMedia heeft The Northman niet in het aanbod opgenomen.
⛔️ Netflix Deze film is op het moment van schrijven niet te zien bij Netflix.
✔ SkyShowtime In december 2022 werd The Northman aan het aanbod van de abonnementsdienst SkyShowtime toegevoegd.
⛔️ Viaplay Bij Viaplay is deze film uit 2022 nu niet te zien.
⛔️ Videoland In het aanbod van Videoland is de film nu niet te vinden.
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you know they rerecorded nearly all the dialogue to the northman in post-production, because the original norse dialect the actors used was deemed "too complicated" by round after round of test viewers. i wish there was an existing original version with the norse dialect.
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
19 May 2022, 05:36
Is this about toozey?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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goddamn ignorant christian slaves up in this topic
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is this a 4 hour scorsaysee movie
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I saw this. It was good and violent. The ending was stupid.
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I need to watch this again. Saw it in theaters when it came out but wasn't as into it as I thought it would be.
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Mesarthim wrote:
21 Jun 2023, 02:40
I saw this. It was good and violent. The ending was stupid.
how was the ending stupid? it was foreseen and highly appropriate
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slugbait wrote:
21 Jun 2023, 04:58
I need to watch this again. Saw it in theaters when it came out but wasn't as into it as I thought it would be.
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Does Thor get his hammer out?
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not a lot of thor but there's plenty of odin and freyja
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I'll see if it is on the fire stick and actually loads.
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should i watch it
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The consensus seems to be yes.

I have to watch Centurions first.
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Z's bouncy tits wrote:
05 Aug 2023, 00:30
I have to watch Centurions first.
Ace McCloud :gay:
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:idea:.
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vO)))id wrote:
19 May 2022, 19:55
Björk is in it :bulb:
This is nice :idea:
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bjork owns
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still need to ein see this
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super Jesus people
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It has Anya Taylor-Joys naked bottom :bulb: But an overly digital opening scene and senseless violence :necro:
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happiness and harmony wrote:
25 Aug 2023, 17:35
still need to ein see this
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vO)))id wrote:
02 Sep 2023, 02:39
happiness and harmony wrote:
25 Aug 2023, 17:35
still need to ein see this
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