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Male pattern baldness

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Any of you old farts looking into long-term solutions for this?
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Why would you? Embrace the bald and shave it all off.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
13 Mar 2023, 22:39
Why would you? Embrace the bald and shave it all off.
Baldness doesn’t seem to run in my family (most went grey in their 30s/40s) but if I ever do start to go bald I’m just gonna rock the shaved head.
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my hairline has been gradually receding for years, but is otherwise in good shape
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my hair is getting thin and my forehead is growing, will look like strapping young lad era devin townsend soon

considered fighting it but it's whatever. i already wear a beanie most of the time so i'll keep doing that and just buzz my head when it starts to look really pathetic
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for real tho, embrace the shave if it's starting to go, shows confidence imo
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I'm thinning and it fucking sucks. I wear a hat all the time anyway though
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Mine for sure has gotten thin over the years. Power alleys all day but the middle is still pretty there.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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yeah i don't have much hair left but if i wear a hat you can't tell. plan is to grow it out for another 9 months then shave it in 2024
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As requested by Luke. March 2020. So yea Nick I have done the bald thing but I've got some scars at the back of my head from fighting my brother as a kid all the time that show prominently when hair grows out. So not tenable.
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you've got a bit more meat on your cheeks like me, getting old

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Grudge wrote:
14 Mar 2023, 11:33
As requested by Luke. March 2020. So yea Nick I have done the bald thing but I've got some scars at the back of my head from fighting my brother as a kid all the time that show prominently when hair grows out. So not tenable.
Good thing you don't spend much time staring at the back of your own head
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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imran you rock a bald head very well, it's a good look
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Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
14 Mar 2023, 19:52
Grudge wrote:
14 Mar 2023, 11:33
As requested by Luke. March 2020. So yea Nick I have done the bald thing but I've got some scars at the back of my head from fighting my brother as a kid all the time that show prominently when hair grows out. So not tenable.
Good thing you don't spend much time staring at the back of your own head
I don't stare at the top of my head either, which is where the balding is happening . And that's the whole point. People can see it, it's not that pretty. It's three scars close to each other where my head got cut and bled.
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Not sure as to the degree of baldness on my head although I'm sure it's there but sard prevents me from taking a closer look.

My philosophy is that I've grown really tired of hair maintenance in general thus I just shave my head every month.
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this thread is very lolz
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about 17 years ago i noticed i had some temporal balding, and was very concerned at the time. i used minoxidil briefly - maybe a month or two. however, in the last 16 years it progressed very little. it has progressed further in the last last 6-12 months than it did in the previous 16 years. id rather i didnt go bald, but i care so much less now
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let the baldness commence in 2024
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but at the disentomb gig i got some good feelz during headbanging, i don't want to lose that
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you can still bang whatever your hair looks like. i got scolded for doing it at the unwound show a couple weeks ago though. i guess i harshed that killjoy's vibe which i felt a little bad about. but why are you going to a GA show if you want to live a life of still contemplation
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Still doing pretty good with the hair at my end. :santa:

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that is a good set right there, give me your hair
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Corpsepyre wrote:
26 Mar 2023, 20:17
Still doing pretty good with the hair at my end. :santa:

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motherfucking esoteric :xx:
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is that imran
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