Cooking eggs in the microwave

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Ryeknow
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Cooking eggs in the microwave

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Is this acceptable :santa:
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Absolutely not
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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You really shouldn’t

Eggs are prone to explode and folks get some nasty burns doing this
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Why would you punish yourself like that?
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i did a few times as a teenager but
Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
18 Oct 2024, 01:58
Absolutely not
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yeah i have done it a lot, if i am doing a microwave meal of instant noodles, with some pickled vegetables, it is a big win

you have to microwave it correctly though. ceramic bowl, sesame oiled, crack the egg in, about 1m15s on 300-400 watts, season to preference
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Microwaving a whole egg seems like a bad idea, I say go for it.
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:bacon:
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zim wrote:
18 Oct 2024, 02:47
i did a few times as a teenager but
Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
18 Oct 2024, 01:58
Absolutely not
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Mesarthim wrote:
18 Oct 2024, 10:18
Microwaving a whole egg seems like a bad idea, I say go for it.
Shhhh let them end up in the er
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no i dont think this is good
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microwave egg pancake stack:

1/ microwave a bunch of eggs
2 / stack them
3 / hot sauce
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I hate using microwaves as much as I hate using condoms
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eggs are so easy to do any other way i don't really see the appeal
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when you are eating a microwave-only meal, that is the appeal
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well i don't make microwave only meals so clearly nobody else should!
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you have not spent much time in hotels or cabins or been in other such situations
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i think he's calling you an untraveled cunt there stormy
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he's right i am poorly traveled and i'll be the first to tell you that
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Travel is an expensive cunt
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote:
10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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expensive and then you have to eat microwaved eggs
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