First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 01 Dec 2009, 20:27

[youtube]KmX3YkPp76U[/youtube]

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Dec 2009, 01:37

Without a more in depth explanation of what they've learnt, that video is just a load of ugly people looking at something I could have done in Paint

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 02 Dec 2009, 01:42

yeah, I have no idea what this signifigance of anything they're saying is

SlowRanco · Post by **SlowRanco** » 02 Dec 2009, 02:45

eh, I thought this thread was going to be about having your first fuck.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 02 Dec 2009, 02:54

make a fucking time machine already you gay science fucks, I wanna see Dinosaurs!

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Dec 2009, 02:56

[quote name="baron von blondle"]make a fucking time machine already you gay science fucks, I wanna see Dinosaurs![/quote]

CAPITALISATION IMPLIES NAME!

Therefor;

zim · Post by **zim** » 02 Dec 2009, 02:57

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 02 Dec 2009, 03:00

Zimothy knows

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 02 Dec 2009, 03:04

I wanna have that music playing when I wake up with morning wood every day.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 02 Dec 2009, 06:12

DURRRR LETS FIND A HICKS BOZON!!!111

Retards...

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 02 Dec 2009, 06:17

[quote name="MorbidAngle"]DURRRR LETS FIND A HICKS BOZON!!!111

Retards...

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Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 02 Dec 2009, 07:02

Sorry, a stupid attempt at irony

captain twat. IV. · Post by **captain twat. IV.** » 02 Dec 2009, 07:16

Hold on,so they actually did it this time without nothing fucking up?And the media didn't say a word about it?

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 02 Dec 2009, 09:35

Somebody post that picture of the real hard-on collider again.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 02 Dec 2009, 10:29

eh heh heh

Higgs-Boson... yeah, we can't find it because it's so abhorrent to the universe that it travels back in time and sabotages the LHC to prevent us from creating it.

:realbutgayscientifictheory:

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 02 Dec 2009, 10:47

Nevermind, found it.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 02 Dec 2009, 13:07

It's the first time the LHC has been operating at full or near full power, around 1 trillion eV, finally making it the most powerful working accelerator/atom smasher.

This was just one series of collisions, and now they've got to sort through terabytes of image data to see what flew apart in the collisions. I think it'll be a while before any theory or anything is born out of this, but at least the damn thing works like it should.

It was on the BBC front page yesterday.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 02 Dec 2009, 14:17

this is fascinating. i think i watched a documentary where this device was mentioned. supposedly it has quantum research purposes, correct? like, scientists think they can create a black hole, or exceed the speed of light, or some other crazy shit? awesome. i guess this is a pretty important moment in science.

go evolution.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 02 Dec 2009, 16:01

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 02 Dec 2009, 17:55

[quote name="cat hallucination"]this is fascinating. i think i watched a documentary where this device was mentioned. supposedly it has quantum research purposes, correct? like, scientists think they can create a black hole, or exceed the speed of light, or some other crazy shit? awesome. i guess this is a pretty important moment in science.

go evolution.

[/quote]

no

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 02 Dec 2009, 23:22

[quote name="cat hallucination"] science.[/quote]

SHE BLINDED ME!! WITH SCIENCE!!

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 02 Dec 2009, 23:40

It reminds me of that compelling and informative movie Angels and Demons.

Higgs boson FTW

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 02 Dec 2009, 23:46

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 02 Dec 2009, 23:48

And i'll bet Josef Fritzl is involved.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 03 Dec 2009, 06:56

[quote name="MorbidAngle"]It reminds me of that compelling and informative movie Angels and Demons.

Higgs boson FTW[/quote]

god, that movie did indeed suck. also, the da vinci code sucked.

Syysysyd · Post by **Syysysyd** » 03 Dec 2009, 14:25

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