may i have your attention please

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 09 May 2011, 03:35

I can't come up with something witty to say about that. Good on you.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 09 May 2011, 03:44

The aperture science logo is just begging for a Goatse photoshop.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 09 May 2011, 03:45

Fuck no it's not. Nothing deserves that.

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 09 May 2011, 03:47

gayDOS approves.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 09 May 2011, 04:03

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 May 2011, 04:13

[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]I can't come up with something witty to say about that. Good on you.[/quote]

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 May 2011, 04:33

[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]

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Aww, but that doesn't work! There's so much potential in this picture, but it implies that she's got two arses, one on top of the other.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 09 May 2011, 05:16

:analportal:

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 May 2011, 05:17

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]

[/quote]

Aww, but that doesn't work! There's so much potential in this picture, but it implies that she's got two arses, one on top of the other.[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. The creator of this image should have moved the blue portal up to the top of the hip.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 09 May 2011, 05:19

[quote name="pulsar"]

I was thinking the same thing. The creator of this image should have moved the blue portal up to the top of the hip.[/quote]

we are as one cosmic brother

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 May 2011, 05:25

[quote name="pulsar"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]

[/quote]

Aww, but that doesn't work! There's so much potential in this picture, but it implies that she's got two arses, one on top of the other.[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. The creator of this image should have moved the blue portal up to the top of the hip.[/quote]

He's not thinking with portals

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 May 2011, 05:33

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="pulsar"]

I was thinking the same thing. The creator of this image should have moved the blue portal up to the top of the hip.[/quote]

we are as one cosmic brother[/quote]

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 09 May 2011, 05:36

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 May 2011, 05:52

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 09 May 2011, 07:23

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="pulsar"]
[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]

[/quote]

Aww, but that doesn't work! There's so much potential in this picture, but it implies that she's got two arses, one on top of the other.[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing. The creator of this image should have moved the blue portal up to the top of the hip.[/quote]

He's not thinking with portals

[/quote]

Truth.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 09 May 2011, 07:39

On a more accurate and less safe for work note,

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 May 2011, 07:42

That's better

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 09 May 2011, 07:45

i like how they included the companion cube in the action.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 09 May 2011, 12:16

[quote name="Kasper Berton"]i like how they included the companion cube in the action.[/quote]

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 09 May 2011, 13:20

Ok, there's your clear winner.

zim · Post by **zim** » 09 May 2011, 13:22

i'm gonna be honest, that one doesn't do anything for me

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 09 May 2011, 14:56

[quote name="zim"]i'm gonna be honest, that one doesn't do anything for me[/quote]

she's hot. but she's asian. laura croft isn't asian.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 09 May 2011, 15:39

correction: jill valentine isn't asian, and it's spelled lara.

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 09 May 2011, 19:53

[quote name="Kasper Berton"]
[quote name="zim"]i'm gonna be honest, that one doesn't do anything for me[/quote]

she's hot. but she's asian. laura croft isn't asian.[/quote]

zim · Post by **zim** » 09 May 2011, 21:23

she's not even a hot asian

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 09 May 2011, 22:59

[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]correction: jill valentine isn't asian, and it's spelled lara.

[/quote]

that doesn't even look like jill valentine

that doesn't even look like jill valentine

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 09 May 2011, 23:35

Type resident evil 3 jill into google images. It clearly looks like Jill

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 09 May 2011, 23:46

i've played every resident evil game and i know what jill looks like in re3, i still think she looks more like lara croft.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 10 May 2011, 03:09

her figure is too normal, it lacks the exaggerated proportions necessary to be anything remotely close to lara croft. she definitely resembles jill more than anyone else, even though she actually was going for the former. lucky for her they both had basically the exact same costume, so it worked out in the end!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 10 May 2011, 03:38

[quote name="Derek Waters"]her figure is too normal, it lacks the exaggerated proportions necessary to be anything remotely close to lara croft. she definitely resembles jill more than anyone else, even though she actually was going for the former. lucky for her they both had basically the exact same costume, so it worked out in the end![/quote]

She's Asian. The Croft figure is forbidden to her genes.

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 10 May 2011, 03:46

For the record, I thought it was Lara Croft at first, then I looked at the file name.

Really though, their outfits are the same, so its an easy confusion.

I prefer Jill in vice squad attire, though.

Also: RE1 (REmake) > RE3.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 10 May 2011, 03:49

Aye. Also, the cosplay holsters are more like Lara's than Jill's.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 10 May 2011, 04:08

[quote name="themicrulah"]then I looked at the file name.

[/quote]

hah, i completely missed that.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 10 May 2011, 04:26

O LAWD

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 10 May 2011, 04:53

also if the subject at hand is capcom broads who wear berets, how the fuck has this not been posted already:

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 10 May 2011, 05:18

Oh deer sweet fuck.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 10 May 2011, 07:07

[quote name="Derek Waters"]also if the subject at hand is capcom broads who wear berets, how the fuck has this not been posted already:

[/quote]

I want to grab her by her hair, smash her face into the bed, and DESTROY THAT FUCKING ASS

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 10 May 2011, 07:14

I prefer the one I posted.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 10 May 2011, 08:19

[quote name="pulsar"]I want to grab her by her hair, smash her face into the bed, and DESTROY THAT FUCKING ASS[/quote]

well good luck with that

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 10 May 2011, 11:45

A cardboard cut out perhaps he shall seek

scarica · Post by **scarica** » 10 May 2011, 11:59

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 10 May 2011, 12:40

[quote name="winburger"]

O LAWD[/quote]

I would cripple that sexy leopard elevator.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 10 May 2011, 22:59

good to see someone agrees with me instead of just acting like i'm a complete idiot.

anyway.

[quote name="Derek Waters"]also if the subject at hand is capcom broads who wear berets, how the fuck has this not been posted already:

[/quote]

that's one of the nicest asses i have ever seen.

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 11 May 2011, 02:31

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 11 May 2011, 02:36

[quote name="IRONMAN"]

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I hope she isn't in France or there'll be trouble!

zim · Post by **zim** » 11 May 2011, 02:55

[quote name="IRONMAN"]

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Imran was instantly rock hard when he saw this

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 11 May 2011, 03:47

[quote name="IRONMAN"]

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scarica · Post by **scarica** » 11 May 2011, 04:29

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 11 May 2011, 04:48

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 11 May 2011, 04:51