after watching this i might quit working tomorrow

[zim]

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[vO)))id]

[Drum Solo]

I had to watch a video just like this for my job, although I seem to remember there being German spoken with English subtitles.



In a related story, I recently learned that a hard-on bearer got decapitated a while back at the place I work.

[Verbal]

was he okay?

[mudbuttthegreat]

[quote name="Verbal"]was he okay?[/quote]

[M.Bison]

[quote name="Drum Solo"]I had to watch a video just like this for my job, although I seem to remember there being German spoken with English subtitles.



In a related story, I recently learned that a hard-on bearer got decapitated a while back at the place I work.[/quote]



Was it the Klaus safety vid? I had to watch this, laughed like hell.



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Klaus

[Drum Solo]

No, but very similar. Some of the people actually look familiar, so maybe it was made by the same company.



One hard-on bearer I work with almost fell spread eagle onto a skid of very tall, very sharp metal objects (think Mortal Kombat) but managed to grab onto a secure beam at the last second.



That's forklifts for you. In good times they drive like go carts, and when shit goes wrong they're like Nazi death camps.

[Mesarthim]

well that was entertaining. it reminded me of the worst movie deaths compilation.

[deckard]

what a lovely video

[Mesarthim]

it's so over the top is kind of ridiculous. even if somebody did some of those things you wouldn't instantly start gushing blood or lose a fucking limb that easily. the one that had me rolling on the floor was the hard-on bearer hammering the nail. just..wow.

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

working

[SlowRanco]

[quote name="lǝp + uɯH + lɹʇƆ"]the one that had me rolling on the floor was the hard-on bearer hammering the nail. just..wow.[/quote]



That part was incredibly entertaining!

[Anjel]

[quote name="SlowRanco"]
[quote name="lǝp + uɯH + lɹʇƆ"]the one that had me rolling on the floor was the hard-on bearer hammering the nail. just..wow.[/quote]



That part was incredibly entertaining![/quote]



Yeah, I laughed so hard.

[Abzu]

The hard-on bearer I replaced at this deli I worked at in Burlington left because he chopped two finger tips off with the slicer.



I used that thing drunk, one St Pats.

[Mesarthim]

yeah those deli slicers are kind of known for doing that.