Machine turns vote for Obama into one for Romney

[zim]

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A Pennsylvania electronic voting machine has been taken out of service after being captured on video changing a vote for President Obama into one for Mitt Romney, NBC News has confirmed. Republicans have also said machines have turned Romney votes into Obama ones.

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[Mesarthim]

and this is why electronic voting machines are the dumbest idea ever.

[FUKKET]

[FUKKET]

[quote name="Pho Queue"]and this is why electronic voting machines are the dumbest idea ever.[/quote]



we use paper, so if you want to throw your vote, you can write "fuck off" or draw a penis or whatever....

we had a local area vote a little while back and heaps of friends posted pics of their vote.

i saw some pretty funny ones

[Mesarthim]

the one I did today was paper that you filled in circles to mark your choice that is then fed into a scanning machine. a scantron if you will.

as far as I know they are far more reliable than some touchscreen computer that can easily be tampered with.

[Abzu]

My district jammed it the paper.





I voted. I was disappointed. Why? Because the booth curtain was too high for me to secretly whip my dick out and touch myself while voting like I said I would.

[cire]

touchscreen computer here

[zim]

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Pho Queue"]and this is why electronic voting machines are the dumbest idea ever.[/quote]



we use paper, so if you want to throw your vote, you can write "i love you and i humbly regret any ill feeling between us" or draw a penis or whatever....

we had a local area vote a little while back and heaps of friends posted pics of their vote.

i saw some pretty funny ones[/quote]



i've heard stories of people attempting SQL injections on scan voting cars

[jawn galliano]

my precinct was all paper ballots and scantrons

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Abzu"]My district jammed it the paper.





I voted. I was disappointed. Why? Because the booth curtain was too high for me to secretly whip my dick out and touch myself while voting like I said I would.[/quote]

[Abzu]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Abzu"]My district jammed it the paper.





I voted. I was disappointed. Why? Because the booth curtain was too high for me to secretly whip my dick out and touch myself while voting like I said I would.[/quote]



[/quote]

I know! Right?! Th'fuck is that shit?!



Anyway, my state's popular and electorals went blue a few minutes ago.



The preliminaries have my in-state votes in the lead.

[baron von blondle]

you can allow yourself a little :wankle: at home then, congratulations

[Abzu]

[agony bagony]

lot of fucking good it did him too

[Abzu]

The rest of my office is right wing Christian



This is going to be a fun morning.

[agony bagony]

you mean that they're all vehemently opposed to romney's grotesque embrace of capitalism, because of the extent to which it oppresses people and keeps its adherents focused on material wealth instead of spiritual well-being?

[droidspawn]

[quote name="Dudley"]my precinct was all paper ballots and scantrons[/quote]

[Abzu]

[quote name="it the dusto"]you mean that they're all vehemently opposed to romney's grotesque embrace of capitalism, because of the extent to which it oppresses people and keeps its adherents focused on material wealth instead of spiritual well-being?[/quote]

That would make more sense. But no, they're the "He's a Socialist and I'm anti-Socialist" bunch.

[Bathsalt Zombie]

Florida was smart enough to use the scantron thingy. But since the Republicans rule Florida, Romney was the first choice on the ballot.