fuck that must have stunk

[Abzu]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/ ... mach-video



I mean goddamn. The smell must have been wretched beyond belief.

[vega]

[Paste Human]

And it looks like he was using a pair of bolt cutters to open it

[Abzu]

I mean, I've accidentally split open the stomach on a deep before and it's real area-clearing stuff. A fucking sperm whale? Sheeeeeit.

[Mesarthim]

[Abzu]

:deep:

[TamPron]

[Abzu]

That reminds me of my fellating lover's dog.

[Abzu]

Maggie, a total sweet heart red nosed pit, when she was about 2 she lived in the junkyard with a fellating lover I've told stories about before nicknamed Spanky. (He took over the junkyard from his grandfather and moved into a trailer on the property where we'd practice.) So Maggie pretty much had the run of the 40 acre property. She'd run off, do her thing, and come back. This one week, she kept coming back absolutely fucking stinking. It wasn't shit, piss, skunk, or anything we could identify. After a few days of this, he decided to see what the fuck was going on and followed her. Turns out she'd been going out into the woods and rolling around in this insane rotting deer carcass. She'd just run up to it and roll around in it. Fucking hell.

[Abzu]

lol who put in the Louis CK chili cheese fries

[scunt.]

dogs

[Paste Human]

If my corpse ever washes up on shore I hope this exact scenario plays out.

[Verbal]

that a whale also washes up on shore?

[Abzu]

[Ninny]