Caption Competition!

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 29 May 2010, 12:44

U.S. Marines are testing new bomb suits in day light.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 30 May 2010, 04:40

Much to Steve's dismay, the sexual-assault dummy's tits didn't feel real, and worse, his shiny new rape-suit pants didn't have cargo pockets.

Shredlord · Post by **Shredlord** » 30 May 2010, 04:45

"I don't know, Bill, fucking a dead chick might be more trouble than it's worth."

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 30 May 2010, 07:19

this way we can light her on fire while we rape her!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 30 May 2010, 07:36

"What are those perverts looking at?"

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 30 May 2010, 15:41

Broken Dummy Leg: 10 point deduction

Dummy Missing Hand: 10 point deduction

hard-on bearer on the waiting his turn: not rape

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 31 May 2010, 19:22

Cutbacks at the Crash Test Center meant that the wall and the car had to be replaced by cheaper alternatives

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 31 May 2010, 19:37

The final of 'who's the dummy USA 2010' reaches a confusing stalemate.