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The Uncyclopedia article on dimmu burger

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but this part:


ICS Vortex



Known in his home country of Norway as Simen Hestnæs, in Europe as I.C.S Vortex and in The United States as "that tall, blonde, bearded dude that does the clean singing in Dimmu Burger" Mr. Hestnæs has played bass guitar and or sung since 1999's Spiritual White Dimensions. Harshly puritanical (and largely misanthropic) fans of the band have blamed Vortex and his amazing ability to carry a tune for contributing to the downfall of Dimmu Burger.



Vortex initially began to collaborate with Dimmu Burger as a guest vocalist after almost 250 years as an obscure musician in various sub-par "black metal" bands. After bassist Nagash departed in 1999 Vortex saw his chance to show up arch-nemesis Garm (formerly of Borknagar, Ulver, Head Control System, and Arcturus.) and joined on as a permanent member.



Mr. Hestnæs adopted the name ICS Vortex to poke fun at one of 50 Cent's stage names; Fucky McNiggery-secretary of state.


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yeah, I read that the other day. pretty funny actually.
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