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I never did care for them, but the song titles on the upcoming new CD make me want to skull fuck them then kill them with fire (especially #8):



"A Different Kind Of Truth" track listing:



01. Tattoo

02. She's The Woman

03. You and Your Blues

04. China Town

05. Blood and Fire

06. Bullethead

07. As Is

08. Honeybabysweetiedoll

09. The Trouble With Never

10. Outta Space

11. Stay Frosty

12. Big River

13. Beats Workin'
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Van Halen :xx:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Van Halen :xx:[/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Fucking meh
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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 but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="Nick"]Fucking meh[/quote]
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[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="Nick"]Fucking meh[/quote][/quote]





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:redneck:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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shibity dobop dippy dup bop
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[quote name="Shredlord"]:





08. Honeybabysweetiedoll

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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="Nick"]Fucking meh[/quote][/quote]
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I'm curious about Eddie's son as the bassist now.



Also, I'm guessing Eddie beat his cancer?
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Van Hagar. :xx:
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[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Van Halen :xx:[/quote][/quote]
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I'm too drunk to hide it or care. :santa: I can't drive 55!
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[quote name="Meat Engine"]Van Hagar. :xx:[/quote]





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Sammy Hagar started a tequila company and hung around in Mexico. David Lee Roth sat next to the phone waiting for the next reunion. Hagar. :xx:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Van Halen :xx:[/quote][/quote]
..For the freedoms and prisons are in the mind..
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[quote name="Skinoperable"]van halen as a party band > van halen as a ballad band[/quote]
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Well then that's gay.
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[youtube]3WfQ-hV3WtA[/youtube]
..For the freedoms and prisons are in the mind..
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haha :oldryan:
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:lol:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I liked it :blush:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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this video made my day :lol:





ahahahaha David Lee Roth makes me laugh a lot
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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i liked the solo :santa:
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the song is classic Van Halen party-ironic hard rock. So is not different sooo much from what they did back in the day



I approve :redneck:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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DIAMOND DAVE >>> Sammy MEHgar
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I think this song is catchy and DLR makes me always laugh so I can't not appreciate them :redneck:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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that song is terrible.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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Good lord DLR's voice sounds so old now he almost sounds like a drunk Elvis Costello. Aside from that, I am digging this, the kintaring part at least. It's classic EVH.
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VAN HALEN :bang:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Not bad. I hope new album is better than this song.
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:puke:
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