your "IDEAL" METAL FESTIVAL

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

HEADLINERS:



BLACK SABBATH (ozzy-tony-geezer-bill)

JUDAS PRIEST (with KK Downing back)

KISS (with ace and peter)



other bands:

SLAYER (only 80's stuff)

DESTRUCTION

DIMMU BORGIR (with vortex and mustis)

W-A-S-P

MOTLEY CRUE

YNGWIE J. MALMSTEEN

SAXON

MOTORHEAD

SODOM

KREATOR

VENOM

DEATH SS

DEEP PURPLE

other bands to be announced

[agony bagony]

meshuggah and baroness

[jawn galliano]

as long as we're allowed to use a time machine here, imma go with (in no particular order)



Immolation (2002)

Disembowelment

Gorguts (1998)

Neurosis (1996)

Dissection (1995)

Mayhem (1991)

Emperor

Morbid Angel (2003)

Carcass (1991)

Demilich

Mercyful Fate (1984)

Slayer (1985)

Nile (2000)

Autopsy (1991)

Deicide (1992)

Sacramentum

Enslaved (1994)

Incantation (1995)



and probably a dozen others i can't think of right now

[agony bagony]

time machines are for pizza burgers. and their pussies.

[jawn galliano]

any one of those sets is worth more than the combined sum of everything meshuggah and baroness will ever do. and i even kinda like baroness!

[agony bagony]

seriously you need to stop being so overdramatic. relax!

[jawn galliano]

i was going to let you borrow the time machine once i'd had my fun with it, but i guess i'll just keep it to myself if that's how you wanna play it!

[agony bagony]

i aint need no time machine

[jawn galliano]

well of course, nobody needs a time machine. but i can guarantee there's at least one thing you can think of that you'd like to do with it.

[agony bagony]

i would smash it so no one else could use it either

[jawn galliano]

well you are just the opposite of fun, mister

[agony bagony]

no i like stuff ok the way it is. quit trying to live in the past, man