go to the liquor store and get cardboard boxes
remove any tape or other plastic packaging and lay the boxes flat on the ground
leave a six-inch overlap between boxes to ensure no sunlight gets through
do that until the desired area is completely covered
call an arborist who delivers wood chips for free and get a fuckton of chips delivered to your house
put them in the wheelbarrow with the pitchfork and dump them atop the cardboard
do that until the desired area is completely covered
all vegetation including weeds is suppressed and within several months decomposes back into the earth
provided you don't till the soil and churn up old seeds in the process, you now have nice healthy weed-free earth ready for gardening or a child's play area or whatever else you want to do there
sheet mulching
