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spent most of saturday throwing up

almost all of sunday sleeping and feverish, unable to eat much

aaaand today was an off day stay-at-home-diarrhea-fest for me

so how was your fucking weekend chaps

i got minor food poisoning from some bad mexican on friday night

i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning

Falcons are super bowl bound

I spent most of Sunday being hungover though

Nick wrote:Falcons are super bowl bound

my little nephew is a happy boy

Everyone in my house is sick besides me

horse dealies wrote:

Nick wrote:Falcons are super bowl bound

my little nephew is a happy boy

I'm not your nephew

you're right!

I am?

you did it!

This just reminds me of gob being confused about who his wife is in love with

:brightsweaters:

zim wrote:i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning

more likely slow malnutrition

the 1926 nobel prize in physiology or medicine was won by a hard-on bearer who claimed that stomach cancers in rats could caused by certain worms that were infecting them. however, within a year or so, it was found that the stomach tumors that he had described were not tumors at all. they were in fact some other sort of stomach wall abnormality. and they were not caused by the worm infection, they were caused by a vitamin deficiency

Verbal wrote:

zim wrote:i don't know if i've ever had food poisoning

more likely slow malnutrition

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Verbal wrote:the 1926 nobel prize in physiology or medicine was won by a hard-on bearer who claimed that stomach cancers in rats could caused by certain worms that were infecting them. however, within a year or so, it was found that the stomach tumors that he had described were not tumors at all. they were in fact some other sort of stomach wall abnormality. and they were not caused by the worm infection, they were caused by a vitamin deficiency

all i got out of this is vaccines cause autism

horse dealies wrote:

Verbal wrote:the 1926 nobel prize in physiology or medicine was won by a hard-on bearer who claimed that stomach cancers in rats could caused by certain worms that were infecting them. however, within a year or so, it was found that the stomach tumors that he had described were not tumors at all. they were in fact some other sort of stomach wall abnormality. and they were not caused by the worm infection, they were caused by a vitamin deficiency

all i got out of this is vaccines cause autism

not necessarily

im just saying they are correlated. maybe autism causes vaccines. maybe they are both caused by obama or strict gun laws or something

so now you're saying don't trust the government majority white countries really are superior

i bought a gun and now i'm autistic

I'm artistic.

What's up with everyone having the shits lately

it happens

no shits over here unfortunately

not yet, but soon

i had food poisoning once and it fuckin' sucked

my stomach perseveres in this period

User wrote: ↑

12 Jun 2024, 10:09

my stomach perseveres in this period

You should probably get that looked at

Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote: ↑

12 Jun 2024, 16:18

User wrote: ↑

12 Jun 2024, 10:09

my stomach perseveres in this period

You should probably get that looked at

I 100% read it as my stomach is preserves this morning

my stomach is puppy in this period after big kimchi meat bath last night

but too many beers were had

neither, thanks