MABB v6.6.6

Ouchies

No more baby batter

jorsh wrote:Ouchies

it actually hurt a lot less than i expected. however it was extraordinarily uncomfortable

one thing i didn’t know: they don’t put you under for a vasectomy

Skinfection wrote:Smart man. Thankfully my lady is a nazi about taking her birth control so no worries about surprise babies.

mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option

Nick wrote:No more baby batter

i’m fine with this

One of my coworkers had one some years ago and claims it actually increased their sex life with his wife. YMMV.

Skinfection wrote:

arborist shrub tarkington wrote:

Skinfection wrote:Smart man. Thankfully my lady is a nazi about taking her birth control so no worries about surprise babies.

mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option

Plus you can always have it reversed if you ever change your mind.

that’s only true for a short period of time. i forget how long since it’s not something i want to do but i think you only have a couple of months and after that it’s permanent

Rufus T. Firefly wrote:One of my coworkers had one some years ago and claims it actually increased their sex life with his wife. YMMV.

no sexy times for a week afterward so i’ll have to see how that plays out

my fellating lover had a hematoma after his vasectomy - if your balls start to swell, you ain't well

doing just fine so far

the nurse told me about one dude who went home and started having sex right away, as in the same afternoon as the surgery. he was back in two days with a hematoma

but also like who the fuck feels sexy after this surgery. you just injected my balls with a nerve block, cut into them, and did snipping and burning that i was conscious to both hear and smell. jerking off and fucking are not supremely high priorities for me at the moment

You can go out, dress like a bachelor, and start hitting them college chicks without rubber. The wife won't know.

i got a personality transplant and a degree in secrecy all with the same procedure

This must have taken some thought

arborist shrub tarkington wrote: mine is too but georgia is also run by anti-abortion nazis and if she gets pregnant it could kill her so this was the simplest option

Probably not that much

not that much nazi?

This does not guarantee pregnancy avoidance, I've heard.

The Ultimate wrote: I've heard.

md

How long are you supposed to avoid nutting or doing strenuous activity? And what did it set you back?

shadowalk wrote:You can go out, dress like a bachelor, and start hitting them college chicks without rubber. The wife won't know.

she'll know when she gets the herpAIDS

Lavabug wrote:How long are you supposed to avoid nutting or doing strenuous activity?

arborist shrub tarkington wrote:no sexy times for a week afterward

Lavabug wrote:And what did it set you back?

insurance co-pay was $250. last year it would have been 200

So you two have really given up on children. Did you consider the incubation procedure? Dusty submits the sperm, his wife provides the ovum, combine the two for in vitro vertilization. Grow the baby in a test tube or find another woman carrier.

or we could just adopt again, for far less money, time, and uncertainty

i wish more people could see that point of view dusty

ivf and surrogacy are craaazy expensive

zim wrote:i wish more people could see that point of view dusty

There should be also be a reciprocal effort by those putting up the children for adoption to either not have children or be better parents.

how’s your closet liquor stash holding out

It's doing just fine in the trunk of my car

that is a much smarter and less open place to hide embarrassing secrets

I know, my wife has her own car and never has any cause to open it up. Actually, I have a cooler, in which I place beer cans/bottles, so it's all closed up and nicely insulated from the hot weather. It would be the furthest thing from anyone's mind to open up my car trunk and then open up the cooler.

if by ‘stress’ you mean ‘death’ then yes indeedy

If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.

Lavabug wrote:If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.

Third world families are poorer, but do not have a culture of discarding their offspring.

imran is persisting with the wife lie

honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore

zim wrote:honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore

Everything and nothing

sneaky sneaky

i've found out that the right boxer briefs make a world of difference

Skinfection wrote:He will often mix lies with the truth

I have never, ever lied on this forum, about anything.

zim wrote:honestly not sure what to believe from him anymore

This is really amusing, because the way this is written, it appears there have been a string of instances lately where I've not been truthful about things, so now you're not "sure about what to believe anymore" (well did you believe me before?). What could I have possibly done lately to lead anyone down the path of doubt, or are you just being lazy/imprecise with the way you phrased that, what you really meant to say is, "honestly I've never believed Imran", and are just agreeing with anyone who is negative about me, because it's always cool to hate on Imran.

haters always gonna hate

The Ultimate wrote:

Lavabug wrote:If poor families just stopped being poor we wouldn't have more children in need of adoption.

Third world families are poorer, but do not have a culture of discarding their offspring.

Which is why third world countries are the largest providers of children for adoption?

our lord and master was adopted

bonus for anyone who steals imran's car

courtesy our lord and master

The Ultimate wrote:haters always gonna hate

taylor swift!