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I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 28 Nov 2020, 23:10
by rhino
Its awesome getting old :benton:

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 28 Nov 2020, 23:21
by Ninny
Clean in moderation :idea:

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 00:09
by rhino
Always the wise one ninny

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 00:13
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
I pulled one holding in a sneeze a few months ago

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 10:32
by agony bagony
was it your dick

were you cleaning with your dick

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 10:39
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Maybe he was cleaning his dick :bulb:

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 12:33
by shadowalk
you can always push it back in place

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 21:03
by agony bagony
dick out of joint

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 22:46
by vO)))id
Nicht gut. :shake:

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 01 Dec 2020, 03:06
by User
hail satan

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 01 Dec 2020, 10:43
by droidspawn
Cleaning Satans dick joint.

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 01 Dec 2020, 12:17
by User
that's a job for bleach

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 01 Dec 2020, 12:18
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Ryan get the fuck in here and explain yourself

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 01 Dec 2020, 16:32
by agony bagony
satan's dick is double-jointed

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 03:03
by User
there is a second joint in the special place

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 04:22
by droidspawn
Ryan is in the ER for a dickectomy.

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 05:24
by agony bagony
god’s dick is infinite

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 05:34
by Grudge
Were you bent over when the muscle got pulled?

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 05:52
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
We've already established his dick has 2 joints

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 08:00
by agony bagony
i don’t see what rhino’s back has to do with his disjointed dick

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 08:57
by zim
spectral dick

Re: I pulled a muscle cleaning

Posted: 02 Dec 2020, 09:22
by rhino
Dirge wrote:
02 Dec 2020, 05:34
Were you bent over when the muscle got pulled?

I had one hand on the vacuum, and bent over almost backwards to pick up my remote off the floor and pulled or strained a muscle below my shoulder, it hurt for 2 days but its feeling ok now :santa: