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the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 19:00
by agony bagony
both backups and practice squad bortles are in isolation after hanging too close to the starting qb, who has ein covid

last time an nfl team went an entire game without attempting a forward pass was in 1950

should be interesting! :pepper:

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 20:43
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
The ravens are 1 rg3 injury from Sam koch being the quarterback :homework:

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 21:03
by agony bagony
i saw a petition urging the broncos to sign jay cutler :redneck:

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 21:15
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
A Frankenstein of cutler, elway, and plummer :idea:

One headline i saw was that the Mets have more healthy Denver broncos quarterbacks than the Denver broncos. This was my reminder that Tebow is still playing baseball :hard-on bearer:

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 22:32
by agony bagony
:gaylol:

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 23:20
by droidspawn
Wait, Tebow plays baseball :huh:

:gaylol:

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 29 Nov 2020, 23:23
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Minor leagues for a few years now

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 00:06
by droidspawn
Sweet baby Jesus

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 01:59
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Broncos are starting an undrafted wide receiver who played quarterback in college :shbp:

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 03:16
by agony bagony
i would like an o/u prop bet on the number of passes he attempts

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 03:57
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Under 20 :judge:

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 04:58
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
0-7 with 1 int at the half

It's a fucking shit show boys

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 07:40
by droidspawn
Put me in coach.

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 07:53
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
1-9 13 yards and 2 ints. Now lets see if he starts again next week :gay:

Taysom hill looked wildly unimpressive too. Saints are paying him a ton of money to be the one who eventually takes over for brees.

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 07:54
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Joah wrote:
30 Nov 2020, 07:40
Put me in coach.
The Broncos tried to actually sign their offensive quality control coach to quarterback todays game or some shit, until the nfl came and shut that shit down.

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 11:01
by droidspawn
What a shitshow.

Re: the denver broncos aint got no quarterbacks

Posted: 30 Nov 2020, 18:52
by agony bagony
Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
30 Nov 2020, 03:57
Under 20 :judge:

now you know damn well any such line would have had a .5 at the end of it