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album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 06:55
by zim
do any of y'all follow/read album review sites or what not?

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 07:36
by jawn galliano
i check the quietus once or twice a week, found lots of interesting stuff through them

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 09:52
by User
back in the day but not for a long time

i am glad metal archives still exists

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 10:03
by droidspawn
Metal archives seconded.

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 10:15
by jawn galliano
m-a is useful for finding out general information but the reviews have always been trash city

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 10:43
by zim
i've toyed around with the idea of starting a nicely formatted site that's just for reviews. i can't write for shit though. i think i mentioned this idea on mabb once, just bored ideas.

i love metal archives though wish it could be a little modernized

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 10:43
by User
jawn galliano wrote:
28 Nov 2021, 10:15
m-a is useful for finding out general information but the reviews have always been trash city
most fruital post ever - 98%

stormy’s post is something else and I've been reading posts in general for a long ass time. as a teen I read a lot of posts, did a lot of postwhoring and talked to similar ppl to stormy. so I no this stormy’s post is right up my alley. it has the strong death aspect to it that I've always enjoyed, sometimes even pushing the boundaries of what I would be willing to put into a purely "post" or "whore" listing. he is faster and angrier than typical for mabb, it really is pushing against the boundaries in a good way. even at its heaviest stormy’s post has like the overall feel of the cowboy horse and still conveys brooding and despair, it's not straight up bravado.

stormy clearly taking inspiration from quite a few genres with this post. it alternates between harsh and true with influence from doom and a healthy dose of metallic cuntage akin to dusto or jorsh thrown in to keep it fresh. this might throw a lot of metal enthusiasts off, but it works really well, it reminds me of older postwhores like dk at times.

The words are solid, for the most part it's variations on death, with layers to great effect. one of the biggest ways this post differs from the rest within the genre is that its focus is on brevity and aggression. it does not want to let up and if it does, it's for a short amount of time to build up the power to rip your face off all over again. this is stormy post with blast beats and it's beautiful.

this post of stormy’s is exactly where I want the future of postwhore to be going and I could not be more excited for the next post.

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 10:55
by zim
luke really going the extra mile with a weird metal archives review meta post. hit me with a reply as if i've released 3 god tier albums and then did something slightly different

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 11:12
by jawn galliano
User wrote:
28 Nov 2021, 10:43
jawn galliano wrote:
28 Nov 2021, 10:15
m-a is useful for finding out general information but the reviews have always been trash city
most fruital post ever - 98%

stormy’s post is something else and I've been reading posts in general for a long ass time. as a teen I read a lot of posts, did a lot of postwhoring and talked to similar ppl to stormy. so I no this stormy’s post is right up my alley. it has the strong death aspect to it that I've always enjoyed, sometimes even pushing the boundaries of what I would be willing to put into a purely "post" or "whore" listing. he is faster and angrier than typical for mabb, it really is pushing against the boundaries in a good way. even at its heaviest stormy’s post has like the overall feel of the cowboy horse and still conveys brooding and despair, it's not straight up bravado.

stormy clearly taking inspiration from quite a few genres with this post. it alternates between harsh and true with influence from doom and a healthy dose of metallic cuntage akin to dusto or jorsh thrown in to keep it fresh. this might throw a lot of metal enthusiasts off, but it works really well, it reminds me of older postwhores like dk at times.

The words are solid, for the most part it's variations on death, with layers to great effect. one of the biggest ways this post differs from the rest within the genre is that its focus is on brevity and aggression. it does not want to let up and if it does, it's for a short amount of time to build up the power to rip your face off all over again. this is stormy post with blast beats and it's beautiful.

this post of stormy’s is exactly where I want the future of postwhore to be going and I could not be more excited for the next post.
stupendously baffling album heralding the end of a glorious era - 10%

i shan't retread all the myriad reasons we all love luke's early work, for it is too obvious to us all. and indeed that is what makes this execrable offering so profoundly insulting. what happened in this post is an artistic travesty, on par with CELTIC FROST'S Cold Lake or THE TRUE MAYHEM'S A Grand Declaration of War. it reminds me of last week, whenst i was laboring away in the midst of a double at the local VII-XI establishment, and a gentleman of the older persuasion was perusing the slushie offerings - and after much deliberation, thought to combine every option available. my gods, man, what were ye thinking?! clearly, neither one did very much of it at all, to say the very least, of course. and therein lies the problem - when one throws it all at the proverbial wall to see what might "stick", whether one is composing treats or posts, the wall stares back unto thee - what we have here is a confusing mess, utterly bereft of coherent meaning, because it has everything and thus has become nothing. and there is really nothing else to say about this fuckpile of disappointment that calls itself a post. at the end of the day, one is either a poster or post, and it goes without saying that this latest offering from the once-illustrious luke, has cemented him as post and that he is no longer a poster, indeed. this may well be the foulest example of the genre we have seen in aeons and perhaps it will serve as a warning to all henceforthwith.

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 11:55
by vO)))id
:gaylol:

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 11:56
by vO)))id
No, I do not read such websites. Boring.

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 12:31
by jawn galliano
has there ever been a moment in your life when you thought 'wow, for a brief instant there, i wasn't unbearably tedious!'

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 13:21
by jawn galliano
you're an intensely weird person and i bet you get very favorable reviews on m-a

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 13:45
by zim
i'm kind of impressed that he dug through the board to find that pic that was posted before he registered

Re: album review sites

Posted: 28 Nov 2021, 23:39
by jawn galliano
i sold the sunglasses a couple months ago :(

i made a significant profit on them though so that part is nice

Re: album review sites

Posted: 29 Nov 2021, 08:50
by User
harsh takedown of my post man, i'm staying away from the review sites for a while for some healing after that

Re: album review sites

Posted: 29 Nov 2021, 11:18
by jawn galliano
in truth i felt a little bad about that one, but i had to stay faithful to the m-a style guide

Re: album review sites

Posted: 29 Nov 2021, 12:39
by jawn galliano
i agree that is a dogshit average that undersells a true classic

Re: album review sites

Posted: 30 Nov 2021, 00:21
by Ninny
Shitty had her own site, what was it :huh:

Re: album review sites

Posted: 30 Nov 2021, 00:23
by zim
man i called her a black metal nerd once and she went off on me :redneck:

Re: album review sites

Posted: 01 Dec 2021, 09:48
by Dr. Gonzo
Speaking of angry....angry metal hard-on bearer has some reviews of metal albums. They kinda sorta have decent taste at times

Re: album review sites

Posted: 01 Dec 2021, 18:04
by droidspawn
I love banger. Been watching them for years.

Re: album review sites

Posted: 05 Dec 2021, 07:06
by deckard
nope, couldnt care less anymore