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I hear they even add it as toppings on pizza

Who the hell thought of this and why did anyone tolerate it. I mean, fries go well with burgers of course but you don't put them inside the burger itself.

the first time I got a gyro that had a handful of seasoned fries in it I legitimately went "what the fuck?!" but it kind of works. at least they didn't skimp on the other fillings.

but on a burger or something it just seems silly. fries go on the side you dinguses. fries with pizza just seems like carb overkill.

Mesarthim wrote: ↑

03 Dec 2025, 22:26

the first time I got a gyro that had a handful of seasoned fries in it I legitimately went "what the fuck?!" but it kind of works. at least they didn't skimp on the other fillings.

Correct. But don't get a falafel gyro with fries in it. The texture gets to be way too samey and it's decidedly not a good ass time.

If the purpose is for more fillings, why not just increase the meat portions? It's a scam!

my buddies and i used to do this when we were stoned and in our teens but it doesn't seem like a good idea for an actual product for obvious reasons

I got into a fight a year or so back. Ordered a wrap and fries. Just got the wrap. Started a good argument with the rider and the restaurant. Found out after 20 minutes of breaking their asses over no fries being served that they were INSIDE THE FUCKING WRAP.

I have had this exact same rant, and recently too

fries inside kebabs is fucking shit

theres a london pizza in the uk which has some shit on and chips, fucking awful