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How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 00:28
by Hugo.
[youtube]T9TmmF79Rw0[/youtube]

Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 00:33
by Mr. P
Now what the fuck was that!
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 00:38
by Abzu
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 00:39
by Anjel
It's how cats (and lions, etc. as well) carries their children. That's probably why they don't do anything.
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 01:35
by Verbal
thats what happens to me when people pinch my neck
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 01:37
by Hugo.
you khav turn into ein cat?
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 01:45
by Abzu
Remind me to pack large binder clips if ever I go to Ireland.
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 02:15
by Mr. P
[quote name="Anjel"]It's how cats (and lions, etc. as well) carries their children. That's probably why they don't do anything.[/quote]
If I would do that to our female cat she would dissect everything within the range of her palms in two seconds. She hates being lifted or "pinched" but she stays (and cudless) if she comes by herself to my lap.
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 02:21
by Hugo.
[quote name="Verbal"]thats what happens to me when people pinch my neck[/quote]
That sounds like verbal abuse :tvrkey:
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 04:16
by Abzu
[quote name="Hugo"]
[quote name="Verbal"]thats what happens to me when people pinch my neck[/quote]
That sounds like verbal abuse :tvrkey:[/quote]

Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 05:53
by LAVAGOD
Reminds me of that scene in young Frankenstein
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 08:20
by Shredlord
"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm"...I wonder if that would work on some of my high school students?

Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 10:50
by zim
[quote name="Shredlord"]"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm"...I wonder if that would work on some of my high school students?

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try it on sleeping students

Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 23:51
by Hugo.
Zim should write a book called 'how to take something that might get you fired and make it so you definitely will.'

Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 23:53
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
every story would end in rape
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 23:56
by Shredlord
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm"...I wonder if that would work on some of my high school students?

[/quote]
try it on sleeping students

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My classes are so stimulating that no one ever falls asleep.

Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 00:58
by Abzu
[quote name="Nick"]every story would end in rape[/quote]
Mabbrotica
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 13 Jul 2011, 01:15
by jawn galliano
oh my god i need one of those for my roommate's cat
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 16 Jul 2011, 10:43
by Mesarthim
then go get one.
Re: How to deactivate a cat.
Posted: 16 Jul 2011, 19:55
by Verbal