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Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 19:48
by Devy
I got the picture from I Am Bored.com, hence the censoring on Ribby Von Bulimic there.

Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 21:10
by Holocaust
*poof!* You are now an angry secretary of state.
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 21:13
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
"I want to jack off but is impossible with all this people around; where is a damn telephone cabin?"
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 21:22
by methodrone
"Tyron quickly turned to anger and stormed away when her titties declared that they were bored of his fondling"
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 26 Sep 2009, 22:20
by Abzu
"Oh man... I gots ta take a shit! Whereda fuckin bat'room at?!"
or
"*sniff* Darnell left me fo one o dese whaht beeitchez. *sob*"
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 00:11
by Teignub
this picture was taken in San Francisco by the way. Its Market St. and i think 7th. And its definitely during the Gay Pride Parade
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 00:27
by Devy
....I don't get it
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 00:52
by Grudge
"...And on that day, there was joy and cheer all around. Jamal however was on a serious mission to unite the workers at his factory in order that they rise up against their capitalist masters and form the basis for a political force capable of inspiring a working class revolt that would establish the class dictatorship of the proletariat for socialism.
That is why on that day, serious Jamal would not join the merry making."
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 00:55
by Lavabug
"I don't like white bitches"
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 01:01
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
"No mustard on hot dogs in this city....FUCK!"
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 01:19
by zim
from my girlfriend:
"Bitches don't know the trouble I've seen."
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 01:21
by Devy
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]"...And on that day, there was joy and cheer all around. Jamal however was on a serious mission to unite the workers at his factory in order that they rise up against their capitalist masters and form the basis for a political force capable of inspiring a working class revolt that would establish the class dictatorship of the proletariat for socialism.
That is why on that day, serious Jamal would not join the merry making."[/quote]
This one is the winner
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 01:34
by methodrone
Taykwon knew better than to smile for the camera even though he felt giddy inside
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 01:59
by supa tuna
leeroy is not pleased with his sex change
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 07:14
by FUKKET
damn bitches. no fried chicken or watermellon anywhere!
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 07:28
by Abzu
Tyrese was angry, for these white bitches did not desire his scorched sausage.
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 11:41
by FUKKET
Tyrone was pissed that none of the ladies had decent size hangers; Nothing above a B-cup
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 19:15
by Mr. P
Why did I make the bet with Jamal that today of all days I would not touch boobs?
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 19:18
by shadowalk
"Where are their purses!?!?!?"
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 22:43
by Hugo.
'Insert random fried chicken and watermelon shortage reference here'
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 23:24
by supa tuna
"Bruce Leroy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 27 Sep 2009, 23:35
by TamPron
"Fuck this shit"
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 02:49
by M.Bison
"Techno Viking's arch nemesis, Crap Shirt secretary of state, is miffed when he doesn't become an internet phenomenon."
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 28 Sep 2009, 04:12
by supa tuna
Re: Caption Contest (now with a black hard-on bearer!)
Posted: 01 Oct 2009, 01:55
by Devy
[quote name="M.Bison"]"Techno Viking's arch nemesis, Crap Shirt secretary of state, is miffed when he doesn't become an internet phenomenon."[/quote]
I think that actually counts as a psychocrusher