MABB v6.6.6

RIP



*goes and throws up somewhere*

poor bastard

yaouch

that looks like a red skull with white hair at the back

Someone should have explained what people mean by, "hanging brain."

thats what you get for being a fuckhead squirrels can all die by the nutsack. they are pot-digging up, tomato-on-the-vine-consuming cunts



i used to have a dog who could catch them. and when he did, he would kill them. that dog was amazing. my current dog tries to catch them and is no less amazing for being unable to do so



squirrels and cnn should get in a "who's more worthless" cagematch. james franco could referee it. then, pee wee herman could set the building on fire

[quote name="awesome horseporn tape"]thats what you get for being a fuckhead squirrels can all die by the nutsack. they are pot-digging up, tomato-on-the-vine-consuming cunts



i used to have a dog who could catch them. and when he did, he would kill them. that dog was amazing. my current dog tries to catch them and is no less amazing for being unable to do so



squirrels and cnn should get in a "who's more worthless" cagematch. james franco could referee it. then, pee wee herman could set the building on fire[/quote]

Everything you just said is 100% correct.

[quote name="Manji"]
[quote name="awesome horseporn tape"]thats what you get for being a fuckhead squirrels can all die by the nutsack. they are pot-digging up, tomato-on-the-vine-consuming cunts



i used to have a dog who could catch them. and when he did, he would kill them. that dog was amazing. my current dog tries to catch them and is no less amazing for being unable to do so



squirrels and cnn should get in a "who's more worthless" cagematch. james franco could referee it. then, pee wee herman could set the building on fire[/quote]

Everything you just said is 100% correct.[/quote]



Deer would show up and fuck everything up some how

deer are easier to shoot in the fucking mouth

But there's just so fucking many of them

more venison to eat in triumph

Venison



But I ain't got none

a fellating lover of mine has two freezers full

Maybe I'll just kill one of the deer at work all rambo style

You could always blow a bunch of guys with bleedy dicks, get AIDS, and then fuck the deer to give them AIDS.

Venison's dear, isn't it?

this thread has just me hungry



for venison, of course. squirrel meat is probably awful. just like squirrels

[quote name="Hugo."]Venison's dear, isn't it?[/quote]



It is indeed deer

Jokes on you cos its also expensive.

[quote name="Hugo."]Venison's dear, isn't it?[/quote]

What's wrong with James Franco?

everything

for instance?

[quote name="Hugo."]Venison's dear, isn't it?[/quote]



Stationery shop moves



Dwarf Shortage.



These are the worlds shortest jokes, according to Jimmy Carr.

Jimmy Carr



That fucking laugh

[quote name="Hugo."]
[quote name="Hugo."]Venison's dear, isn't it?[/quote]



Stationery shop moves



Dwarf Shortage.



These are the worlds shortest jokes, according to Jimmy Carr.[/quote]







Reminds me of hearing that for a while a goal of SNL's Weekend Update in the 90's was to include a joke in which the set up and punchline were identical or virtually the same. They landed on something but I don't recall what it was.