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Who could squash this?

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i could, fuck it
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Heretic at the stake

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i would shoot a baby spider in the mouth and feel nothing
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[quote name="soggy taint"]i would shoot a baby spider in the mouth and feel nothing[/quote]
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I'd probably run away from it, honestly. :homework:
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From a thing that has blinkies and lovely lashes?
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i have a spider who chills in my living room behind the tv, way back in the corner. he has killed many flies and doesn't leave the web so i let him stay :santa:
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:xx:



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[quote name="4th and Scunt"]i have a spider who chills in my living room behind the tv, way back in the corner. he has killed many flies and doesn't leave the web so i let him stay :santa:[/quote]



Reminds me of the one that was setup outside my friends house. When we would hang outside if we saw a bug we would throw it up in the web. :redneck:
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Mantids are good for the bug feeding also too as well, and will fuck up a spider real good
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i used to be shit scared of spiders but i kind of just stopped being afraid of them, i dunno
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also i thought mantid only refers to the mantidae family
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.


To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Fuck if I know. Our female praying mantis broke a male in half and ate him entirely :shock:
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I done fed a bunch of praying mantises at work
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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Cricket population control :xx:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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ya'll garden parties a bunch of sick fucks
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its possible
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You wouldn't be saying that if he was eating spiders for you
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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the fact that the spider kills littler insects doesnt exempt it from my hatred and dishust. it itself is a disgusting insect. probably bigger and more disgusting than the ones it kills



omg its actually an arachnid. GO FUCK YOURSELF :fuckoff:
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After a certain point in size squashing a spider or any insect would just be too disgusting, with all the goo that would splatter everywhere :oldryan:
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