
Who could squash this?
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Re: Who could squash this?
i could, fuck it
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Re: Who could squash this?
Heretic at the stake
Let the splendid mate of mine bake
Let the splendid mate of mine bake
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Re: Who could squash this?
[quote name="soggy taint"]i would shoot a baby spider in the mouth and feel nothing[/quote]
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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Re: Who could squash this?
i have a spider who chills in my living room behind the tv, way back in the corner. he has killed many flies and doesn't leave the web so i let him stay 
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
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also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: Who could squash this?
[quote name="4th and Scunt"]i have a spider who chills in my living room behind the tv, way back in the corner. he has killed many flies and doesn't leave the web so i let him stay
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Reminds me of the one that was setup outside my friends house. When we would hang outside if we saw a bug we would throw it up in the web.
Reminds me of the one that was setup outside my friends house. When we would hang outside if we saw a bug we would throw it up in the web.
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Re: Who could squash this?
Mantids are good for the bug feeding also too as well, and will fuck up a spider real good

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Re: Who could squash this?
i used to be shit scared of spiders but i kind of just stopped being afraid of them, i dunno
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
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Re: Who could squash this?
also i thought mantid only refers to the mantidae family
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jorsh">
Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
</blockquote>

Omg Ali is so hot I want to fuck both nostrils, earholes, even his armpits and elbows. Basically I want to fuck him everywhere except his ass and mouth.
To jizzfinity and beyond
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hitoshura">
also when you exit an unsuccessful interview you should just leave them with: 'if you can't slam with the best, you'll just have to jam with the rest'
</blockquote>

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Re: Who could squash this?
Fuck if I know. Our female praying mantis broke a male in half and ate him entirely 

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Re: Who could squash this?
I done fed a bunch of praying mantises at work
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Re: Who could squash this?
Cricket population control 
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Re: Who could squash this?
ya'll garden parties a bunch of sick fucks
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Re: Who could squash this?
You wouldn't be saying that if he was eating spiders for you
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Re: Who could squash this?
the fact that the spider kills littler insects doesnt exempt it from my hatred and dishust. it itself is a disgusting insect. probably bigger and more disgusting than the ones it kills
omg its actually an arachnid. GO FUCK YOURSELF
omg its actually an arachnid. GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Re: Who could squash this?
After a certain point in size squashing a spider or any insect would just be too disgusting, with all the goo that would splatter everywhere 

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