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First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 20:27
by Lavabug
[youtube]KmX3YkPp76U[/youtube]



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Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 01:37
by Devy
Without a more in depth explanation of what they've learnt, that video is just a load of ugly people looking at something I could have done in Paint

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 01:42
by TamPron
yeah, I have no idea what this signifigance of anything they're saying is

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 02:45
by SlowRanco
eh, I thought this thread was going to be about having your first fuck.

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 02:54
by baron von blondle
make a fucking time machine already you gay science fucks, I wanna see Dinosaurs!

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 02:56
by Devy
[quote name="baron von blondle"]make a fucking time machine already you gay science fucks, I wanna see Dinosaurs![/quote]



CAPITALISATION IMPLIES NAME!



Therefor;

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Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 02:57
by zim
:xx: :xx: :xx:

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 03:00
by Devy
Zimothy knows :xx:

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 03:04
by Haunty
I wanna have that music playing when I wake up with morning wood every day.

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 06:12
by Hugo.
DURRRR LETS FIND A HICKS BOZON!!!111



Retards... :frown:

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 06:17
by djonni greazo
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]DURRRR LETS FIND A HICKS BOZON!!!111



Retards... :frown:[/quote]



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Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 07:02
by Hugo.
Sorry, a stupid attempt at irony :redneck:

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 07:16
by captain twat. IV.
Hold on,so they actually did it this time without nothing fucking up?And the media didn't say a word about it?

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 09:35
by shadowalk
Somebody post that picture of the real hard-on collider again.

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 10:29
by Abzu
eh heh heh



Higgs-Boson... yeah, we can't find it because it's so abhorrent to the universe that it travels back in time and sabotages the LHC to prevent us from creating it.



:realbutgayscientifictheory:

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 10:47
by shadowalk
Nevermind, found it.

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Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 13:07
by Lavabug
It's the first time the LHC has been operating at full or near full power, around 1 trillion eV, finally making it the most powerful working accelerator/atom smasher.



This was just one series of collisions, and now they've got to sort through terabytes of image data to see what flew apart in the collisions. I think it'll be a while before any theory or anything is born out of this, but at least the damn thing works like it should. :redneck:



It was on the BBC front page yesterday.

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 14:17
by cat hallucination
this is fascinating. i think i watched a documentary where this device was mentioned. supposedly it has quantum research purposes, correct? like, scientists think they can create a black hole, or exceed the speed of light, or some other crazy shit? awesome. i guess this is a pretty important moment in science. :interessant: :interessant: :interessant: go evolution. :xx:

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 16:01
by Lavabug
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Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 17:55
by djonni greazo
[quote name="cat hallucination"]this is fascinating. i think i watched a documentary where this device was mentioned. supposedly it has quantum research purposes, correct? like, scientists think they can create a black hole, or exceed the speed of light, or some other crazy shit? awesome. i guess this is a pretty important moment in science. :interessant: :interessant: :interessant: go evolution. :xx:[/quote]



no

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 23:22
by Haunty
[quote name="cat hallucination"] science.[/quote]



SHE BLINDED ME!! WITH SCIENCE!!

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 23:40
by Hugo.
It reminds me of that compelling and informative movie Angels and Demons. :redneck:



Higgs boson FTW

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 23:46
by Haunty
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Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 23:48
by Hugo.
And i'll bet Josef Fritzl is involved.

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 06:56
by cat hallucination
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]It reminds me of that compelling and informative movie Angels and Demons. :redneck:



Higgs boson FTW[/quote]



god, that movie did indeed suck. also, the da vinci code sucked.

Re: First proton collisions at the Large Hard-on Collider

Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 14:25
by Syysysyd
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