The Official Twilight Drinking Game
Posted: 20 Apr 2010, 17:28
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The Official Twilight Drinking Game
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Re: The Official Twilight Drinking Game
Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 08:50
" it became equally apparent that there was no way he was getting through this book sober. "
Re: The Official Twilight Drinking Game
Posted: 21 Apr 2010, 16:53
Take a drink whenever...
Edward is described as one of the following: Pale, pallid, white, alabaster, ivory, faint, literally sparkling, like a thousand diamonds, incandescent, smooth, statuesque, glittering, scintillating, lavender, perfect, satin smooth, cool as stone.
Take two drinks when...
He is three or more of these things in the same paragraph.
Take three drinks when...
The word "butterscotch" is involved.
Finish Your Glass ...
when he's compared to Batman.
This whole section nearly made me fall out of my chair. I haven't the foggiest idea how any writer could seriously do this with a straight face. Especially the "literally sparkling" part.
