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This was at the local news this morning.

Posted: 20 Jul 2010, 12:37
by shadowalk
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Posted: 20 Jul 2010, 14:39
by Verbal
looks serious

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Posted: 20 Jul 2010, 16:27
by Haunty
How many people were on the damn bike? 3? Of course they fuckin crashed.

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Posted: 20 Jul 2010, 17:43
by Anjel
[quote name="hbw"]How many people were on the damn bike? 3? Of course they fuckin crashed.[/quote]



My thoughts exactly.

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Posted: 20 Jul 2010, 18:34
by Devy
[quote name="hbw"]How many people were on the damn bike? 3? Of course they fuckin crashed.[/quote]



You say bike, but when I first looked I honestly thought it was some kind of engine powered pogo stick

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Posted: 20 Jul 2010, 18:40
by Verbal
that makes no sense



and there is nothing sadder than a bus with seven corners

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Posted: 20 Jul 2010, 21:23
by Bathsalt Zombie
at least they had thier limbs still. This kinda reminds me of that one gory real life pic of a decapitated man after being hit by a truck. I believe Shadowalk posted it himself.

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Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 11:56
by shadowalk
I still have that pic.

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This was on a main highway here in Manila much like your everyday Freeway in the United States.

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Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 13:00
by zim
the license plate says "nub"



lawlawlawl

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Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 15:11
by Haunty
:oldryan: :oldryan: :oldryan:

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Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 17:13
by Anjel
:puke:

God dammit. I just had breakfast.

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Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 18:54
by Devy
Aaron was half right, I suppose that does sort of count as decapitation. Also, he appears to have no bones.

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Posted: 21 Jul 2010, 22:51
by Lavabug
Judging by the bits on the wheels, looks like he got run over. I bet the brown-yellow streaks are the contents of his intestines and urinary bladder.

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 00:18
by Devy
I'm confused by the chunks across the road. I can only assume he sort of....popped.

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 00:24
by Verbal
doesnt look real



:skeptic:

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 01:42
by Devy
There are a lot of confusing elements in that picture, beyond the splattered man obviously

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 02:31
by Haunty
I can't tell if that's real or not. Why are the cars still moving in the next lane? It also seems like the chunks are still airborne, and thus the picture was taken as the truck ran over him. Which I call bullshit on, by the way.

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 02:34
by Devy
I doubt they're airborne, it's more likely that those chunks are spread across the road. If that's the case, how did it happen when there's a stain on the other side of the body which I assume was caused by the body being dragged?

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 02:36
by Haunty
I postulate that he was smooshed previously and the truck just then ran over him, splooshing the debris differently. :science:

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 02:40
by Verbal
theres definitely something amiss

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 04:01
by Verbal
there must be a csi miami parody in there somewhere. so far ive got nothing.



anyone?

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 04:06
by Haunty
"Sir, we have an apparent hit and run. The victim was crushed nearly flat."



"Well, I guess the driver...

*puts on glasses*

"he had more pressing matters."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 04:26
by Verbal
there only seems to be one helmet in the first one



and seeing as its all the way over there, its most likely no one was wearing it



either that or the stig is up to his neck in road

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 07:27
by Devy
[quote name="hbw"]I postulate that he was smooshed previously and the truck just then ran over him, splooshing the debris differently. :science:[/quote]



I like this theory, as it features a driver who would see a splattered corpse in the road and think "Well I can't exactly make it worse"

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Posted: 22 Jul 2010, 09:55
by Haunty
I also like how it involves a photographer who says to himself, "Well, I'll just take a picture of this and put it on the internet," and then a truck comes by and splashes corpse all over him.

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 00:11
by shadowalk
From what I can remember about that picture, the news reported that his body was dragged along by the wheels of that moving truck. I'm not sure what happened to his bike though.

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 00:27
by Verbal
grated person :xx:

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 04:48
by Haunty
What the fuck is it with people in the Philippines and getting fucked on motorcycles? You guys need better traffic laws, or fewer nearsighted people. Something.

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 04:51
by Verbal
motorbikes are hella dangerous

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 05:47
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
why I opened this thread? .........why :homework:

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 05:52
by Verbal
italians are unexplainable



like the way mario always runs to the right

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 05:53
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
[quote name="Verbal"]italians are unexplainable



like the way mario always runs to the right[/quote]



? :piss1: :piss2: ?

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 07:29
by Devy
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="Verbal"]italians are unexplainable



like the way mario always runs to the right[/quote]



? :piss1: :piss2: ?[/quote]



This is just so unbelievably perfect

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 08:30
by Abzu
Im my imagination, I pretend the hard-on bearer in the second shot was taking the first shot just before it happened.

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Posted: 23 Jul 2010, 09:20
by Haunty
:lol: :lol:

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Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 07:25
by 14th4th
Some other pictures from that scene:



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Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 07:29
by Verbal
nice they gave him something to read

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Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 18:55
by Devy
Why has no one stolen his shoes?

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Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 19:20
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
[quote name="Devy"]Why has no one stolen his shoes?[/quote]



:redneck:

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Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 19:25
by Mr. P
[quote name="Devy"]Why has no one stolen his shoes?[/quote]

Do you think that shoes cost too much in a country where Adidas is written Adiddas or Nike spelled Noke? Hell, I wonder why they have not covered him with shoes instead of news papers?

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Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 23:49
by Bathsalt Zombie
what this also reminded me of was the sexy leopard elevator who got decapitated in a car crash, the Porsche on the interstate I believe.

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Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 03:09
by zim
[quote name="Aaron"]what this also reminded me of was the sexy leopard elevator who got decapitated in a car crash, the Porsche on the interstate I believe.[/quote]



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Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 03:37
by Lavabug
Actually she wasn't decapitated, her head was just smashed and splattered beyond recognition.

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Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 03:40
by Verbal
theres something extremely pleasing when things are grouped like that so you can see how many things are there almost instantly

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Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 04:10
by Lavabug
:matrixalgebra:

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Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 04:38
by Haunty
[quote name="Verbal"]theres something extremely pleasing when things are grouped like that so you can see how many things are there almost instantly[/quote]





:)

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Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 05:42
by Abzu
She was an hero.

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Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 11:11
by shadowalk
Someone needs to post images of said.

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Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 12:36
by Shredlord
[quote name="shadowalk"]Someone needs to post images of said.[/quote]

They were posted here several months ago...they are probably still in this forum.

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Posted: 26 Jul 2010, 15:37
by baron von blondle
[quote name="Verbal"]motorbikes are hella dangerous[/quote]

Only if you are retarded, fat or a squirrel.