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I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 18:32
by bills bro
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Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 18:51
by vO)))id
Hahahahaha!!!

Erica did you ever experienced THIS? :lol:

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 19:30
by scarica
:lol:



nahhh our preliminary breath tests don't look like that but that sure as hell is funny! i've had plenty of drunks puke and piss themselves in my car though.

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 20:01
by vO)))id
[quote name="erica"]:lol:



nahhh our preliminary breath tests don't look like that but that sure as hell is funny! i've had plenty of drunks puke and piss themselves in my car though.[/quote]



awwwman! that's gross :oldryan:

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 20:26
by scarica
yeah it is. people just don't realize what they're really like when they're shat. i wish i could film them and send them a copy afterwards so they know.

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 21:12
by vO)))id
[quote name="erica"]yeah it is. people just don't realize what they're really like when they're shat. i wish i could film them and send them a copy afterwards so they know.[/quote]



they do that here sometimes when they're taken to the department. It can be a good lesson.

Also when they pull someone over with a surveillance (sp?) car, they show them the footage and try to teach them a lesson. That can cause problems and big arguments but what the hell, those guys are just doing their jobs trying to keep streets safe.

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 21:14
by scarica
oh yeah it's always funny when you go to court and the hard-on bearer pleas not guilty, then you bust out the patrol video. needless to say, the hard-on bearer ends up being a total douchebag in front of the judge. :gaylol:

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 21:24
by vO)))id
haha that must be awesome.

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 21:34
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
Okay, that was pretty awesome :lol:

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 21:43
by scarica
i wasn't here for this one, but i was told by a dispatcher that one night last year a drunk hard-on bearer walked into our station and said he wanted to be arrested. the dispatcher asked why and the hard-on bearer said because he's drunk! the dispatcher told him to go home (which was only a block away) but the hard-on bearer persisted. when his plan was failing, he decided to take his pants down and wave his wang around at the dispatcher, knowing we'd be called. and of course he realized his jailbird dream.

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 06 May 2009, 21:47
by vO)))id
Haha! That's really weird.

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 07 May 2009, 02:41
by TamPron
That old man is my hero

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 07 May 2009, 05:32
by Haunty
This thread is awesome!

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 22 May 2009, 10:58
by Syysysyd
[quote name="erica"]i wasn't here for this one, but i was told by a dispatcher that one night last year a drunk hard-on bearer walked into our station and said he wanted to be arrested. the dispatcher asked why and the hard-on bearer said because he's drunk! the dispatcher told him to go home (which was only a block away) but the hard-on bearer persisted. when his plan was failing, he decided to take his pants down and wave his wang around at the dispatcher, knowing we'd be called. and of course he realized his jailbird dream.[/quote]



i think i saw something similar on TruTV

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 23 May 2009, 05:10
by djonni greazo
oh, the drunken serbian grandpa :redneck:

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 23 May 2009, 05:46
by Uros
pijana budala :redneck:

Re: I think he might be drunk

Posted: 23 May 2009, 06:11
by djonni greazo
[quote name="Uros"]pijana budala :redneck:[/quote]



jaaako pijana :santa: