MABB v6.6.6

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"I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he's 84).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: Green, Red, Orange, Blue, etc..

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man ? Never done anything wild in your life ?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he'd have a good one.

And in classic style he didn't bat an eye in his response:

"Got stoned once and ****ed a peacock. I was just wondering if you're my son.""

[quote name="mabb_"]"I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he's 84).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: Green, Red, Orange, Blue, etc..

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man ? Never done anything wild in your manwhore ?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he'd have a good one.

And in classic style he didn't bat an eye in his response:

"Got stoned once and ****ed a peacock. I was just wondering if you're my son.""[/quote]

[quote name="Verbal"][youtube]f9yEcXWxz34[/youtube][/quote]

Very funny man

[quote name="Ninny"]
[quote name="Verbal"][youtube]f9yEcXWxz34[/youtube][/quote]

Very funny man [/quote]



true dat

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good video

did you hear about the hard-on bearer that got his left arm and leg cut off in a freak accident?



he's all-right now though.

:arresteddevelopment:

[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"][youtube]YkgDhDa4HHo[/youtube][/quote]



good video[/quote]



You would love doug.



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Did you hear about all the guide dogs gone missing?

[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Ninny"]
[quote name="Verbal"][youtube]f9yEcXWxz34[/youtube][/quote]

Very funny man [/quote]



true dat[/quote]

Seen him in a couple flicks with Simon Pegg. Never fails to make me chuckle, that one.

The movies are so-so.



His stand up is where it's at followed closely by 'black books.'



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[quote name="mabb_"]"I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he's 84).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: Green, Red, Orange, Blue, etc..

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man ? Never done anything wild in your manwhore ?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he'd have a good one.

And in classic style he didn't bat an eye in his response:

"Got stoned once and ****ed a peacock. I was just wondering if you're my son.""[/quote]

If you don't laugh at this hard-on bearer..wow



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Yeah, ive seen him , he's awesome

"it seemed so plausible"



hmm

[quote name="Verbal"]"it seemed so plausible"



hmm[/quote]

yeeeeeeaaaaaahhh I caught that too. "doubleoldlewisblack:

Otherwise, I dig this duder.

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="Verbal"]"it seemed so plausible"



hmm[/quote]

yeeeeeeaaaaaahhh I caught that too. "doubleoldlewisblack:

Otherwise, I dig this duder.[/quote]



bill hicks!

new stewart lee dvd



BUY IT!



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Ah shit you're right - I mixed up my religion rants

i dont think ive seen a lewis black one..



bring it to me

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any of ye watch the stewart lee gig?



heres frankie boyles new show (only just started watching it, but can confirm that the first few minutes of episode one are good):



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i case there has been sarding, the stewart lee gig and the frankie boyle series are both worth watching

I saw the stewart lee gig live, it was awesome. Did you see frankie present never mind the buzzcocks?



Gonna watch tramadol nights now.

i saw frankie present it last season



is that the one you mean?



havent really seen any of this season of buzzcocks



simon amstell was the man.. actually, isnt he supposed to be doing some stand up? probably wont be as good, but i want to see that anyway



on the second last of the tramadol nights now

peep show episode 6 of season 7 is now on 4od as well

I think simon amstels stand up is on DVD.



I THINK.

theres no way its going to be as good as he was on buzzcocks!



post here if you finds it, though

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[quote name="Zajebiste!"]I think simon amstels stand up is on DVD.



I THINK.[/quote]



what did you think of simon amstell gig, peep show, and tramadol nights?

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I love that entire set! Have you seen his new one?

dylan moran, frankie boyle, jim jeffries, simon amstell, stewart lee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> george carlin, lewis black and louis ck



paint: although my opinon of jim jeffries,lewis black and louis ck is based only on the videos in this thread

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I love that entire set! Have you seen his new one?[/quote]



yeah, last night, it was great.

[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]I think simon amstels stand up is on DVD.



I THINK.[/quote]



what did you think of simon amstell gig, peep show, and tramadol nights?[/quote]



I'm not really up to date with amstells stand up or tramadol nights. ive been busy.



Peep show is great. Ive come around to the mitchell and webb look too.



EDIT: all this talk about comedians and you or anyone else have failed to comment in the doug stanhope thread. Shame on you.

[quote name="Verbal"]dylan moran, frankie boyle, jim jeffries, simon amstell, stewart lee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> george carlin, lewis black and louis ck



paint: although my opinon of jim jeffries,lewis black and louis ck is based only on the videos in this thread[/quote]

You shut your fucking mouth about Carlin, splendid mate of mine, or he will rise from the grave and shove cancers up you and your family's asses!!!!

colorectal cancer is awesome

[quote name="Verbal"]colorectal cancer is awesome[/quote]

You've had it?

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="Verbal"]colorectal cancer is awesome[/quote]

You've had it?[/quote]



no but i plan on getting it

thats the funniest thing i've ever heard you say.

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i still find this funny

i'm guessing that's why you posted it.

youre a good guesser

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now thats fucking funny

its ok at best

[quote name="Verbal"]its ok at best[/quote]

You're ok at best.