I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 14:47
[youtube]vSeJr8rLEy8[/youtube]
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Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 16:18
hahaha that is awesome
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 18:07
that is good avertising! 
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 18:24
How did he get that job in the first place? 
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 18:46
these things never hold up to scrutiny
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 19:00
[quote name="Devy"]How did he get that job in the first place? [/quote]
This is the shear mystery of the ad. It works on multiple winlevels.
[/quote]This is the shear mystery of the ad. It works on multiple winlevels.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 19:35
how many levels?
i counted five
i counted five
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 19:42
ME 2 <3
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 19:45
really?
which levels specifically?
which levels specifically?
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 19:51
1)mystery
2)zaniness
3)class struggle
4)the vindication of the nuclear family
5)Disenfranchised youth/Skittles.
2)zaniness
3)class struggle
4)the vindication of the nuclear family
5)Disenfranchised youth/Skittles.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 20:11
justify your answer with reference to a text you have studied
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 06 May 2011, 20:14
*spoutsincoherentbiblicalrantings:
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 04:28
FURTHERMORE, how did he get a new born baby boy?
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 04:36
The Skittle gave birth 
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 04:42
Then why can't he hold it?
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 04:47
Because of his curse that everything turns to Skittles when touching something... obviously, you silly goose. 
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 04:50
But the child was born of a Skittle! He'd be trapped between both worlds, with the strengths of each side and none of the weaknesses. Also, being as his dad was black, he'd essentially be the half human/half sweet version of Blade.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 04:53
Black skittle 
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 05:26
What if he touches skittles?
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 05:31
nothing
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 05:59
you guys are fucking idiots.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 15 May 2011, 06:58
[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE TITS"]What if he touches skittles?[/quote]
The same as when he touches white women. Some of them make babies he'll never spend time with.
The same as when he touches white women. Some of them make babies he'll never spend time with.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 16 May 2011, 16:30
[quote name="Devy"]FURTHERMORE, how did he get a new born baby boy?[/quote]
skittle condom
skittle condom
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 16 May 2011, 23:23
What if he masturbates ?
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 16 May 2011, 23:26
[quote name="Ctrl + Hmn + Del"]you guys are fucking idiots.[/quote]
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 17 May 2011, 03:54
[quote name="Devy"]But the child was born of a Skittle! He'd be trapped between both worlds, with the strengths of each side and none of the weaknesses. Also, being as his dad was black, he'd essentially be the half human/half sweet version of Blade.[/quote]
vampire skittles
vampire skittles
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 17 May 2011, 04:05
His sexual partner was wearing a skittles suit exposing only her ladyparts. When the time came to make love he hit that shit family style. The suit reflected the power of his accursed skittles gift.
Nine months later baby Arthur burst forth from her loins.
Nine months later baby Arthur burst forth from her loins.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 17 May 2011, 04:11
I bet he shoots Skittle sperm after a wankle 
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 17 May 2011, 04:33
[quote name="Void"]I bet he shoots Skittle sperm after a wankle [/quote]
He must have one massive urethra.
[/quote]He must have one massive urethra.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 17 May 2011, 05:11
Was it kidney stones less than half a mm usually pass spontaneously? I want to say half a mm.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 00:13
[quote name="Devy"] he'd essentially be the half human/half sweet version of Blade.[/quote]
there's a smash hit syfy tv series in there!
He's chewy, he's sweet but he'll stop at nothing to get his revenge....
there's a smash hit syfy tv series in there!
He's chewy, he's sweet but he'll stop at nothing to get his revenge....
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 00:45
you just saw this?
this commercial is old.
this commercial is old.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 00:48
so is this thread
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 00:55
[quote name="Verbal"]so is this thread[/quote]
12 days isn't old.
12 days isn't old.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 00:56
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]
[quote name="Verbal"]so is this thread[/quote]
12 days isn't old.[/quote]
prove it
[quote name="Verbal"]so is this thread[/quote]
12 days isn't old.[/quote]
prove it
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 01:28
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]you just saw this?
this commercial is old.[/quote]
Yes i had just seen it. It might not have aired in our respective countries at the same time.
On that grounds, your comment is racially prejudiced.
this commercial is old.[/quote]
Yes i had just seen it. It might not have aired in our respective countries at the same time.
On that grounds, your comment is racially prejudiced.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 01:39
[quote name="winburger"]
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]you just saw this?
this commercial is old.[/quote]
Yes i had just seen it. It might not have aired in our respective countries at the same time.
On that grounds, your comment is racially prejudiced.[/quote]
i'm sorry sir. no offense was intended.
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]you just saw this?
this commercial is old.[/quote]
Yes i had just seen it. It might not have aired in our respective countries at the same time.
On that grounds, your comment is racially prejudiced.
[/quote]i'm sorry sir. no offense was intended.
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 01:49
RACIST!
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 01:54
ISLAMOPHOBE!
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 02:15
FUCKING HATE-CRIME
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 02:16
PAGE2 SAYS BURN HIM! HE'S A WITCH!
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 19 May 2011, 05:41
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 20 May 2011, 17:45
I'M ALSO YELLING
Re: I just saw this ad on TV
Posted: 22 May 2011, 23:22
SHUT-UP!