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Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 04:20
by Boss Primigenius
Some of you may remember me from a long time ago.
In the last five years I have gained some weight, gone blonde, dropped out of college and ended up getting stuck in a job that I hate but managed to get promoted to office manager because my boss thinks I'm really awesome. He is a fat old man so this is not surprising.
This is me back then
This is me now
I don't age like normal people do. Or at least my lips don't.
I can drink a lot and not make spelling mistakes.
Hi

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 04:21
by Verbal
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 04:29
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 04:35
by Devy
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:05
by Boss Primigenius
There are others

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:07
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Zim is not one of them

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:10
by Boss Primigenius
I don't know who all these people are

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:11
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Zim is zimberley

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:17
by Boss Primigenius
Oh!
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:17
by Verbal
[quote name="Nick"]Zim is zimberley

[/quote]
(hot)
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:27
by Mr. P
Hello lady

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:43
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
khello
Aod I am

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:45
by Boss Primigenius
Cunty

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:46
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
Ok.

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:51
by Devy

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Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:56
by Abzu

Hi. I am Scott.
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:17
by Boss Primigenius
If you're drunk now you certainly are!
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:19
by Boss Primigenius
Also that was really inappropriate and if I wasn't trying very hard to sit tight and not die right now I'd be very upset with you.
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:34
by droidspawn
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:40
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name=";,,;"]

Hi. I am Scott.
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips

[/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:45
by Ninny
Blonde fatties

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:50
by Boss Primigenius
You wouldn't recognize me anymore

Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:59
by Devy
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties

[/quote]
Great, now I'm choking on my drink.
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 08:51
by Abzu
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name=";,,;"]

Hi. I am Scott.
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips

[/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk

[/quote]

I only read about 1/3 of what I write when I'm drunk,too. What a coincidence!
Re: Um
Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 22:24
by vega
welcome to mabb
crack and tune

Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 00:18
by Haunty
Sup. Welcome back to the family.
Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 00:50
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties

[/quote]
I almost died from laughter
Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 00:56
by Abzu
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties

[/quote]
I almost died from laughter[/quote]

That got me as well
Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 01:06
by baron von blondle
welcome to the inappropriate bard

Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 01:07
by Abzu
[quote name="baron von blondle"]welcome to the inappropriate bard

[/quote]

Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 06:27
by rhino
vacuum lips

Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 07:17
by droidspawn
in the first pic she kinda looks like shitty
Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 13:03
by Olden Polynice
[quote name="Mem"]
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Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 13:55
by Haunty
I want to fist your earrings.
Re: Um
Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 14:37
by Abzu
[quote name="HbW"]I want to fist your earrings.[/quote]
And this is why I like sharing a name with you.
Re: Um
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 07:45
by Aaron
Sup Cunty

, glad to finally see you over here.
Re: Um
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 18:11
by Boss Primigenius
Sup Aaron

You need to post more.
Re: Um
Posted: 01 Jan 2012, 05:21
by Aaron
the sard has been really strong in me
Re: Um
Posted: 01 Jan 2012, 06:34
by Boss Primigenius
That is an acceptable excuse.
Re: Um
Posted: 04 Jan 2012, 05:19
by Aaron
I will say that I've been posting a little bit more than what I've been all year now.
Re: Um
Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:16
by TamPron
tam tam i am.

Re: Um
Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:21
by Boss Primigenius
I remember you

Re: Um
Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:40
by baron von blondle
for it is forbidden to forget him! thus spake Zarathustra!

Re: Um
Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:52
by TamPron
Re: Um
Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:55
by baron von blondle
and he spoke thusly - for I am TamTam the unforgotten one, he who dwelleth in memoriam for all time (except on tuesdays when I rest and go to bingo)
Re: Um
Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 06:19
by TamPron
Re: Um
Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 06:26
by baron von blondle
Re: Um
Posted: 20 Jan 2012, 20:58
by Hugo.
Its a bingo!
Re: Um
Posted: 21 Jan 2012, 00:05
by Mr. P
[youtube]77iaGwgEBPs[/youtube]