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Canadian extreme metallers CRYPTOPSY will release their new self-titled album later in the year. The cover artwork was created by Mircea Gabriel Eftemie (MNEMIC) and can be seen below.



"Cryptopsy" track listing:



01. Two-Pound Torch

02. Shag Harbour's Visitors

03. Red-Skinned Scapegoat

04. Damned Draft Dodgers

05. Amputated Enigma

06. The Golden Square Mile

07. Ominous

08. Cleansing The Hosts

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hopefully this fails at least as badly as the last one did

[quote name="Skinoperable"]looks like a huge pile of meh[/quote]

04. Damned Draft Dodgers

That's probably the worst song title I've ever seen

especially considering they are Canadian....



are they upset that many of the draft dodgers went to Canada?

[quote name="jorsh"]

02. Shag Harbour's Visitors

03. Red-Skinned Scapegoat

04. Damned Draft Dodgers

06. The Golden Square Mile

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What did I just read?

Craptopsy is at it again?

i think it's a concept album



the concept is that every song title is so absolutely retarded that you'd never discuss these songs in public because you wouldn't want to associate yourself with their stupid fucking names

this

05. Amputated Enigma

makes you go "oh ok, a blasphemy made flesh-type of song title. perhaps they are on to something "



but then this

01. Two-Pound Torch

02. Shag Harbour's Visitors

03. Red-Skinned Scapegoat

04. Damned Draft Dodgers

06. The Golden Square Mile

07. Ominous

08. Cleansing The Hosts

makes you go "wait is this a barn burners album? what kind of goofy stoner bastards came up with this?" unless maybe the golden square mile is about dumping like a lifetime's worth of pee on someone? and then cleansing the hosts has to do with purifying the catholic sacrament in blood or something? and maybe the blood came from the red-skinned scapegoat! yeah! it's all coming together guys!







in conclusion: meh

two pound torch is as far as i got

seems like a light torch, come to think of it

Or cheap



These song titles blow, but I'm looking forward to the music.

they really are hilariously stupid and ill-fitting song titles

I wonder what happened to the visitors to Shag Harbor.

Wikipedia says it's a small fishing village that had a UFO sighting or some shit. But there's something much more interesting on there:



"Evelyn Richardson Memorial Elementary School nuzzles the border between Shag Harbour and neighbouring Woods Harbour, Nova Scotia."



:nuzzles:

My god. That fucking dude needs to be shot.



For shame...

which dude?

The singer/writer of titles/lyrics.



Listen, Jon is back. I'll happily filter out an entire continent of fail just to listen to a new riff or two of his.

i appreciate your optimism. however, i wont be listening to this

I'll give at a listen. my expectations will be low so maybe they'll surprise me.



also, the delete button is your fellating lover.

[quote name="it the dusto"]i wont be listening to this[/quote]

[quote name="Zilly Toid"]The singer/writer of titles/lyrics.



Listen, Jon is back. I'll happily filter out an entire continent of fail just to listen to a new riff or two of his.[/quote]



Indeed, it's the riffs and the songs that matter. The meaning of the words are insignificant compared to this, they only need to be sickly grunted.

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[quote name="it the dusto"]i wont be listening to this[/quote][/quote]

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[quote name="Mutilator"]
[quote name="Zilly Toid"]The singer/writer of titles/lyrics.



Listen, Jon is back. I'll happily filter out an entire continent of fail just to listen to a new riff or two of his.[/quote]



Indeed, it's the riffs and the songs that matter. The meaning of the words are insignificant compared to this, they only need to be sickly grunted.[/quote]



I once shared this outlook. Then I gave Morbid Angel's latest album a chance.

paste human provides a convincing rebuttal. what will happen next?!

[quote name="Paste Human"]
[quote name="Mutilator"]
[quote name="Zilly Toid"]The singer/writer of titles/lyrics.



Listen, Jon is back. I'll happily filter out an entire continent of fail just to listen to a new riff or two of his.[/quote]



Indeed, it's the riffs and the songs that matter. The meaning of the words are insignificant compared to this, they only need to be sickly grunted.[/quote]



I once shared this outlook. Then I gave Morbid Angel's latest album a chance.[/quote]

That'll ruin a man.

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The album cover is the part you find amusing?

I'm willing to bet that this will be at least slightly better than IDI.

that one song they posted wasn't embarrassing, so yes

[quote name="Zilly Toid"]I'm willing to bet that this will be at least slightly better than IDI.[/quote]



IDI is basically the worst metal album ever recorded, so that shouldn't be too hard to do.

congratulations st. anger, you're off the hook!

well that could be in contention for the title as well, but i've never listened to it. naturally, i did not take that into consideration when i wrote that sentence!



however bad it was though, metallica already had a pretty good stable of disappointments built up, so it wasn't exactly out of character or anything.

[quote name="it the dusto"]that one song they posted wasn't embarrassing, so yes[/quote]



Thank you.

Hold on now, St Anger may not only be the worst Metal album name ever, but may actually be the worst name of anything ever (including things that are not Metal album names).

naah its just a stupid name. it isnt legendarily terrible

give me three examples of stupider names then if you can

[quote name="it the dusto"]naah its just a stupid name. it isnt legendarily terrible[/quote]



The album IS legendarily terrible.

I like some of the songs on there. I liked most of them until I heard from heresay that it was bad, actually.

i dont defend it i just think it's more than a terrible album (which it is, terrible)

[quote name="Verbal"]The album cover is the part you find amusing?[/quote]



yeah, it's like a bikie logo

Yes, another failed opportunity to create at the very least a decent album cover.

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Verbal"]The album cover is the part you find amusing?[/quote]



yeah, it's like a bikie logo[/quote]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY0A-15JQ8k&t=5m23s

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I hear a mix of ATYB and Aborted... this could be good



and no stupid keyboards in the background

while i am a fan of clean production, i always loved cryptopsys rough, dirty, production. this doesn't sound too bad but doesn't sound nearly as chaotic as it could.

It sounds as if they turned down the "suck" knob quite a bit. I might have to get this one.

That sounds killer.



The clean production is down to their other guitarist Chris Donaldson, who produced their last couple of albums and is a big fan of new technology. I dont anticipate a rough, dirty sounding album from Cryptopsy any time soon.



Fuck, man flo's drumming is unreal.