[quote name="The Fu Monster"]Do you sear with the sign of syrup?[/quote]
It seems I still had it in my records. I think I did these back on the Nile board along with alternate lyrics to Unas Slayer Of The Gods. Listening back, they really don't synch up that well at all
Bobby bought a turtle farm
Gooey little kettle
Hide behind a leaf hard-on bearer
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
Bobby had a mirror legion
To tell his mum "I need a car"
"To drive around in submarines"
To tear my legs up with a brace
VERY UGLY!
Took me to a Bungee tree
Frog is leaning over us
VERY LIKELY!
Tony shouting "BUH BUH BUH!"
To play upon the semaphore
FRAY MY EYE
DOIGS!
Ply my tooley eggs
Shove them up the tree AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
BOTOX!
You are, took my pee
Please don't take my peas AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
SEAL!
Plunk my pool of wigs
In turn you give me your wee
KNACKER!
In the winter, a termite
Didn't really like school
BLIGHE!!!!!!!!
Pull upon my winter okahoma slamma
Submarine in ten sick pies
SUB-MA-RINE!
You look like you have a dog
I'LL BET IT'S BETTER THAN MY DOG!
Look into my gardeeeeeen
We're building up a rockery
Do you want some?
You don't have to pee again
Here is a jar of manure
Coconuts, strapped in twos, upon my teeth
Red and green, tanks in a park, do you see?
Booger a part Johnny Trytee
Look at me hard and call me Larry
Grab at my tie, berrys in mind
You can drink the sea, bubbley bubbley
Stupid little wanker, I am the brie
Schooly in the sly old flepper, with some fleas
Boingy boingy boingy boingy
You can bring your moth, put it in Aberdeen
Won't it be nice, filled up with lice
You can't see my knees, bumby with flys
SEALANT!
Put it through your head
Tell me 'bout the trees again
SNOTBLAST!
You can pour my tea
Please no more peas, trees and pies
SAY HELLO!
Mother gives me grapes
You are a train made out of cream
SLAPPER!
You're a crusty bidet
Cooler than the last four
WHY!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?