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patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 04:45
by rhino
[youtube]Urmx_1670t4[/youtube]

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 06:30
by Haunty
Weird. He must've been blazed up several kinds of apeshit.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 06:47
by zim
goddamn i bet that hurt

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 07:06
by FUKKET
He did a similar thing at a Bungle show in Sydney in 2000 or 2001... back-flipped into Danny's kit & trashed it.
He also put out a ciggie on his tongue & ate it at the same show.

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 07:17
by zim
did you guys know he did the zombie sounds for left 4 dead?
i reaaaaaaly wish there was video of him doing these
[youtube]uGdmqEaBDKc[/youtube]
[youtube]9cbLo9cLpAU[/youtube]
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 07:18
by rhino
[quote name="zimberly"]did you guys know he did the zombie sounds for left 4 dead?
[youtube]uGdmqEaBDKc[/youtube]
i reaaaaaaly wish there was video of him doing these[/quote]
sounds like mr bungle
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 08:00
by M.Bison
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 10:35
by shadowalk
Patton has always been nuts and this is why he wins.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 12:35
by Mesarthim
god damn it when are fnm gonna tour the USA?!
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 13:39
by shadowalk
Apparently they're gonna have their final show in Chile and they don't seem to be planning on making a new record.

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 13:43
by Mesarthim

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Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 16:59
by FUKKET
[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="zimberly"]did you guys know he did the zombie sounds for left 4 dead?
[youtube]uGdmqEaBDKc[/youtube]
i reaaaaaaly wish there was video of him doing these[/quote]
sounds like mr bungle[/quote]
more like :

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 17:36
by Hugo.
Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 17:58
by FUKKET
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?[/quote]
recently pulled his cock out & pressed it against a camera
[youtube]Xt3b4N9vdTg[/youtube]
peenie
http://theblemish.com/images/2010/02/mi ... nis-01.jpg
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 18:01
by FUKKET
look at this loser page
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http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=16441933087<!-- m -->
I love how Patton fans joined it just to hassle the folk on there
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 15 Sep 2010, 18:10
by FUKKET
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?[/quote]
i remember that now.
Tomahawk show
http://theblemish.com/images/2010/02/mi ... nis-02.jpg
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 04:55
by Loki
[quote name="Lumbergh"]god damn it when are fnm gonna tour the USA?![/quote]
Aside from the one they just did during the summer that I went to and was fucking all kinds of awesome? Dunno.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 05:32
by Hugo.
At coachella or something, he overheard coldplay and started doing impressions on fucking gwenyth paltrow
Fuck, Americans HATE coldplay

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 06:44
by Mesarthim
[quote name="Loki"]
[quote name="Lumbergh"]god damn it when are fnm gonna tour the USA?![/quote]
Aside from the one they just did during the summer that I went to and was fucking all kinds of awesome? Dunno.[/quote]
sir im sorry but that wasnt a tour. playing 3 shows is not a tour.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 07:50
by Loki
I made the assumption that there was more. I canny be arsed to look outside of my immediate area for shows going on, without some extra change and time off work I'd never be able to get to them anyhow.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 08:18
by Abzu
Patton is synonymous with win.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 08:25
by rhino
patton is a completely sober hard-on bearer isnt he?
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 12:37
by jawn galliano
[youtube]sRFPs7L9Vgw[/youtube]

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 17 Sep 2010, 02:05
by Loki
Sleep deprivation has been an invaluable tool when it comes to writing tunes in my experience. It's more useful than herb and, depending on the mood, liquor.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 17 Sep 2010, 04:33
by Abzu
[quote name="Loki"]Sleep deprivation has been an invaluable tool when it comes to writing tunes in my experience. It's more useful than herb and, depending on the mood, liquor.[/quote]
I wrote my best shit sleep deprived.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 17 Sep 2010, 13:10
by jawn galliano
for such a supposed science type hard-on bearer, you are super into the whole sleep-dep thing. empiricism is king, if you're not sleeping 8 solid hours a night, you're basically a tremendous salad bar.
let's get some consistency up in this bitch
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 17 Sep 2010, 16:33
by Hugo.
Some people like exploring different states of mind, get over it.
'Empiricsm is king.'
Good one. Music is about perspective, empiricsm is extraneous.
Go listen to a sine wave or something.

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 17 Sep 2010, 18:07
by FUKKET
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Go listen to a sine wave or something.

[/quote]
this chick is on some of my fav albums, but she wrecks them!
Horrible tones... i hate her
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sachiko_M
but she can touch it

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 18 Sep 2010, 07:19
by Abzu
vagbeaste pretty much said it. What exactly is mythical or antiscience about a lack of sleep, tard?
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 07:04
by supa tuna
patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 09:00
by jawn galliano
a tremendously drunk hard-on bearer snuck in and wrote that
i deny all responsibility for that nonsensical clusterfuck of a post
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 21 Sep 2010, 11:13
by TamPron
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]
Which poopoo'ed all over the book
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 06:31
by Abzu
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]
Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]
but was still enjoyable.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 06:42
by supa tuna
i think it would have been great as a movie "based" on the book, but not with the same name, you know?
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 07:09
by FUKKET
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]
Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]
but was still enjoyable.[/quote]
some of the worst CGI ever!
seriously, what were they thinking?

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 07:11
by FUKKET
[quote name="'zilla"]i think it would have been great as a movie "based" on the book, but not with the same name, you know?[/quote]
i'm yet to read the book, but have heard it's awesome.
Also, (i think I posted this a while ago) - i saw the original planned ending on Youtube.
it was heaps better. But the producers made them do a hollywood ending.
I think the original may have been based on the book.
The zombies aren't the bad ones, he is!
correct?
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 09:29
by supa tuna
in the book they aren't zombies, they're vampires, and i checked out the other ending after you posted something about it and yeah, its not completely true to the book but it is a lot more along the lines of.
but yeah, its a great fucking book.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 10:18
by supa tuna
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?[/quote]
recently pulled his cock out & pressed it against a camera
[youtube]Xt3b4N9vdTg[/youtube]
peenie
http://theblemish.com/images/2010/02/mi ... nis-01.jpg[/quote]
is that really his wing ding or is it his scrote?
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 22 Sep 2010, 16:51
by Abzu
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]
Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]
but was still enjoyable.[/quote]
some of the worst CGI ever!
seriously, what were they thinking?

[/quote]
The CGI was weak, yes.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 11:26
by Haunty
[quote name="'zilla"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?[/quote]
recently pulled his cock out & pressed it against a camera
[youtube]Xt3b4N9vdTg[/youtube]
peenie
http://theblemish.com/images/2010/02/mi ... nis-01.jpg[/quote]
is that really his wing ding or is it his scrote?[/quote]
You tell me. I ain't watching a video just to see another man's junk.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 11:36
by zim
but zilla' needs to know! he gets off on small peni!
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 12:17
by supa tuna
[quote name="zimberly"]but zilla' needs to know! he gets off on small peni![/quote]
damn straight.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 17:44
by TamPron
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]
Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]
but was still enjoyable.[/quote]
some of the worst CGI ever!
seriously, what were they thinking?

[/quote]
The CGI was weak, yes.[/quote]
Yes, the CG was terrible, and the fact that the vamps in the book were more or less normal people. They took big plot points and made them into trash. And oh my god the ending, they pissed all over the ending, the whole point of where the title comes from, the big spooge at the end...FUCK!! They shit all over an awesome book, not just changed a few things, shit all over it!! It has got to be one of the worst book to film conversions ever! That movie really, really pissed me off.
Will Smith was good though.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 17:56
by Hugo.
I saw a van this morning that read 'Micheal Patton: for all your plumbing needs.'

Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 23 Sep 2010, 21:36
by Haunty
Layin' some pipe.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 02:12
by Abzu
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]
Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]
but was still enjoyable.[/quote]
some of the worst CGI ever!
seriously, what were they thinking?

[/quote]
The CGI was weak, yes.[/quote]
Yes, the CG was terrible, and the fact that the vamps in the book were more or less normal people. They took big plot points and made them into trash. And oh my god the ending, they pissed all over the ending, the whole point of where the title comes from, the big spooge at the end...FUCK!! They shit all over an awesome book, not just changed a few things, shit all over it!! It has got to be one of the worst book to film conversions ever! That movie really, really pissed me off.
Will Smith was good though.[/quote]
Well, that work son the presumption that it was intended as a straight book to film conversion, which, after seeing it, I assumed it was not.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 05:21
by TamPron
It shouldn't have been called I am Legend, if you know, it wasn't I am Legend.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 06:53
by FUKKET
Imza Legendyo
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 09:47
by Abzu
That's film industry for you. It was based on I Am Legend, so they call it that. It happens all the time. I'm not defending it.
Re: patton's nut's
Posted: 24 Sep 2010, 12:02
by zim
stop defending it
