patton's nut's

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 15 Sep 2010, 04:45

[youtube]Urmx_1670t4[/youtube]

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 15 Sep 2010, 06:30

Weird. He must've been blazed up several kinds of apeshit.

zim · Post by **zim** » 15 Sep 2010, 06:47

goddamn i bet that hurt

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 15 Sep 2010, 07:06

He did a similar thing at a Bungle show in Sydney in 2000 or 2001... back-flipped into Danny's kit & trashed it.

He also put out a ciggie on his tongue & ate it at the same show.

zim · Post by **zim** » 15 Sep 2010, 07:17

did you guys know he did the zombie sounds for left 4 dead?

i reaaaaaaly wish there was video of him doing these

[youtube]uGdmqEaBDKc[/youtube]

[youtube]9cbLo9cLpAU[/youtube]

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 15 Sep 2010, 07:18

[quote name="zimberly"]did you guys know he did the zombie sounds for left 4 dead?

[youtube]uGdmqEaBDKc[/youtube]

i reaaaaaaly wish there was video of him doing these[/quote]

sounds like mr bungle

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 15 Sep 2010, 08:00

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 15 Sep 2010, 10:35

Patton has always been nuts and this is why he wins.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 15 Sep 2010, 12:35

god damn it when are fnm gonna tour the USA?!

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 15 Sep 2010, 13:39

Apparently they're gonna have their final show in Chile and they don't seem to be planning on making a new record.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 15 Sep 2010, 13:43

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FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 15 Sep 2010, 16:59

[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="zimberly"]did you guys know he did the zombie sounds for left 4 dead?

[youtube]uGdmqEaBDKc[/youtube]

i reaaaaaaly wish there was video of him doing these[/quote]

sounds like mr bungle[/quote]

more like :

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 15 Sep 2010, 17:36

Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 15 Sep 2010, 17:58

[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?[/quote]

recently pulled his cock out & pressed it against a camera

[youtube]Xt3b4N9vdTg[/youtube]

peenie

http://theblemish.com/images/2010/02/mi ... nis-01.jpg

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 15 Sep 2010, 18:01

look at this loser page

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=16441933087

I love how Patton fans joined it just to hassle the folk on there

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 15 Sep 2010, 18:10

[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?[/quote]

i remember that now.

Tomahawk show

http://theblemish.com/images/2010/02/mi ... nis-02.jpg

Loki · Post by **Loki** » 16 Sep 2010, 04:55

[quote name="Lumbergh"]god damn it when are fnm gonna tour the USA?![/quote]

Aside from the one they just did during the summer that I went to and was fucking all kinds of awesome? Dunno.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 16 Sep 2010, 05:32

At coachella or something, he overheard coldplay and started doing impressions on fucking gwenyth paltrow

Fuck, Americans HATE coldplay

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 16 Sep 2010, 06:44

[quote name="Loki"]
[quote name="Lumbergh"]god damn it when are fnm gonna tour the USA?![/quote]

Aside from the one they just did during the summer that I went to and was fucking all kinds of awesome? Dunno.[/quote]

sir im sorry but that wasnt a tour. playing 3 shows is not a tour.

Loki · Post by **Loki** » 16 Sep 2010, 07:50

I made the assumption that there was more. I canny be arsed to look outside of my immediate area for shows going on, without some extra change and time off work I'd never be able to get to them anyhow.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 16 Sep 2010, 08:18

Patton is synonymous with win.

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 16 Sep 2010, 08:25

patton is a completely sober hard-on bearer isnt he?

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 16 Sep 2010, 12:37

[youtube]sRFPs7L9Vgw[/youtube]

Loki · Post by **Loki** » 17 Sep 2010, 02:05

Sleep deprivation has been an invaluable tool when it comes to writing tunes in my experience. It's more useful than herb and, depending on the mood, liquor.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 17 Sep 2010, 04:33

[quote name="Loki"]Sleep deprivation has been an invaluable tool when it comes to writing tunes in my experience. It's more useful than herb and, depending on the mood, liquor.[/quote]

I wrote my best shit sleep deprived.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 17 Sep 2010, 13:10

for such a supposed science type hard-on bearer, you are super into the whole sleep-dep thing. empiricism is king, if you're not sleeping 8 solid hours a night, you're basically a tremendous salad bar.

let's get some consistency up in this bitch

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 17 Sep 2010, 16:33

Some people like exploring different states of mind, get over it.

'Empiricsm is king.'

Good one. Music is about perspective, empiricsm is extraneous.

Go listen to a sine wave or something.

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 17 Sep 2010, 18:07

[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Go listen to a sine wave or something.

[/quote]

this chick is on some of my fav albums, but she wrecks them!

Horrible tones... i hate her

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sachiko_M

but she can touch it

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 18 Sep 2010, 07:19

vagbeaste pretty much said it. What exactly is mythical or antiscience about a lack of sleep, tard?

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 21 Sep 2010, 07:04

patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 21 Sep 2010, 09:00

a tremendously drunk hard-on bearer snuck in and wrote that

i deny all responsibility for that nonsensical clusterfuck of a post

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 21 Sep 2010, 11:13

[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]

Which poopoo'ed all over the book

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Sep 2010, 06:31

[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]

Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]

but was still enjoyable.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Sep 2010, 06:42

i think it would have been great as a movie "based" on the book, but not with the same name, you know?

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 22 Sep 2010, 07:09

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]

Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]

but was still enjoyable.[/quote]

some of the worst CGI ever!

seriously, what were they thinking?

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 22 Sep 2010, 07:11

[quote name="'zilla"]i think it would have been great as a movie "based" on the book, but not with the same name, you know?[/quote]

i'm yet to read the book, but have heard it's awesome.

Also, (i think I posted this a while ago) - i saw the original planned ending on Youtube.

it was heaps better. But the producers made them do a hollywood ending.

I think the original may have been based on the book.

The zombies aren't the bad ones, he is!

correct?

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Sep 2010, 09:29

in the book they aren't zombies, they're vampires, and i checked out the other ending after you posted something about it and yeah, its not completely true to the book but it is a lot more along the lines of.

but yeah, its a great fucking book.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 22 Sep 2010, 10:18

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?[/quote]

recently pulled his cock out & pressed it against a camera

[youtube]Xt3b4N9vdTg[/youtube]

peenie

http://theblemish.com/images/2010/02/mi ... nis-01.jpg[/quote]

is that really his wing ding or is it his scrote?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 22 Sep 2010, 16:51

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]

Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]

but was still enjoyable.[/quote]

some of the worst CGI ever!

seriously, what were they thinking?

[/quote]

The CGI was weak, yes.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 23 Sep 2010, 11:26

[quote name="'zilla"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]Did he once piss off the stage onto a camera crew of am i imagining things?[/quote]

recently pulled his cock out & pressed it against a camera

[youtube]Xt3b4N9vdTg[/youtube]

peenie

http://theblemish.com/images/2010/02/mi ... nis-01.jpg[/quote]

is that really his wing ding or is it his scrote?[/quote]

You tell me. I ain't watching a video just to see another man's junk.

zim · Post by **zim** » 23 Sep 2010, 11:36

but zilla' needs to know! he gets off on small peni!

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 23 Sep 2010, 12:17

[quote name="zimberly"]but zilla' needs to know! he gets off on small peni![/quote]

damn straight.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 23 Sep 2010, 17:44

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]

Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]

but was still enjoyable.[/quote]

some of the worst CGI ever!

seriously, what were they thinking?

[/quote]

The CGI was weak, yes.[/quote]

Yes, the CG was terrible, and the fact that the vamps in the book were more or less normal people. They took big plot points and made them into trash. And oh my god the ending, they pissed all over the ending, the whole point of where the title comes from, the big spooge at the end...FUCK!! They shit all over an awesome book, not just changed a few things, shit all over it!! It has got to be one of the worst book to film conversions ever! That movie really, really pissed me off.

Will Smith was good though.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 23 Sep 2010, 17:56

I saw a van this morning that read 'Micheal Patton: for all your plumbing needs.'

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 23 Sep 2010, 21:36

Layin' some pipe.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 24 Sep 2010, 02:12

[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="TAM TAM"]
[quote name="'zilla"]patton also did the "vampires" from i am legend.[/quote]

Which poopoo'ed all over the book[/quote]

but was still enjoyable.[/quote]

some of the worst CGI ever!

seriously, what were they thinking?

[/quote]

The CGI was weak, yes.[/quote]

Yes, the CG was terrible, and the fact that the vamps in the book were more or less normal people. They took big plot points and made them into trash. And oh my god the ending, they pissed all over the ending, the whole point of where the title comes from, the big spooge at the end...FUCK!! They shit all over an awesome book, not just changed a few things, shit all over it!! It has got to be one of the worst book to film conversions ever! That movie really, really pissed me off.

Will Smith was good though.[/quote]

Well, that work son the presumption that it was intended as a straight book to film conversion, which, after seeing it, I assumed it was not.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 24 Sep 2010, 05:21

It shouldn't have been called I am Legend, if you know, it wasn't I am Legend.

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 24 Sep 2010, 06:53

Imza Legendyo

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 24 Sep 2010, 09:47

That's film industry for you. It was based on I Am Legend, so they call it that. It happens all the time. I'm not defending it.

zim · Post by **zim** » 24 Sep 2010, 12:02

stop defending it