
New Caption Contest
- Shredlord
- Ancient One
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New Caption Contest

I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
- vega
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- Abzu
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Re: New Caption Contest
[quote name="carpet_salesman"]
is enough[/quote]
;,,;ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
- zim
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Re: New Caption Contest
[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="carpet_salesman"]
is enough[/quote][/quote]
[quote name="carpet_salesman"]
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
- ANGEL OF DESEASE
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Re: New Caption Contest
"This is my way for using felt pen"


<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
- Verbal
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Re: New Caption Contest
Trolley sits unattended as black man does circle impression.
- Shredlord
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Re: New Caption Contest
"The farther I dig, the better my finger smells."
"Hey, what is this shit? Oh... never mind."
"Hey, what is this shit? Oh... never mind."
I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
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Re: New Caption Contest
I have a thyroid problem.
