[quote name="baron von blondle"]Nobody banged the chick, (Valeria - very nice sexy leopard elevator) it was freezing cold in a carpark in east London, we had half a gram of cocaine and some Fosters at the end
of all the strange and erotic events out of that period this was one of the least eventful, although the lapdance was
Oh She did give me a number...of her eye surgeon...WILD!!!!
Akercocke's approach to ladies in a nutshell..
Jason - Like a drunken, drooling pervert uncle - success rate, low.
Paul - Ladies all over him, chose to discuss string guages and speaker cones - succes rate, low
David - So nervous with women, came off as arrogant and rude - success rate, low
I'd write a book but the only people who'd buy it are the other band members hahah[/quote]
It should at least be a thread, man.