post jokes

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 16 Jan 2011, 03:51

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="Verbal"]its ok at best[/quote]

You're ok at best.[/quote]

better than i thought

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 18 Jan 2011, 04:46

[youtube]NMjrXRgu8IU[/youtube]

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 18 Jan 2011, 05:12

[youtube]GYAkU8KBN20[/youtube]

[youtube]g3HmkTudXa0[/youtube]

[youtube]0zdyJkKA5L4[/youtube]

[youtube]l4aWQwJCrBw[/youtube]

[youtube]XWFCin1olfw[/youtube]

[youtube]i577LmfHOsk[/youtube]

[youtube]JljGYrdDCek[/youtube]

[youtube]9Z3nJ0HKKjQ[/youtube]

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 19 Jan 2011, 01:27

[youtube]fY8_jBjA6cs[/youtube]

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 19 Jan 2011, 04:09

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 20 Jan 2011, 02:27

[quote name="'zilla"]

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some of those werent great (about as good as the blackberry thing)

i posted them before watching them

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 20 Jan 2011, 02:34

i listened to one of his albums and i still feel the same.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 20 Jan 2011, 17:49

I watched the frankie boyle DVD last night with a sexy leopard elevator.He's one sick cunt. He told one about Madeline McCann turning up alive in the belly of a shark or something :periodicmomentkill:

"The idea of people being judged by Amanda Holden, a woman with a face like haunted tupperware. Can you watch Andrew Lloyd Webber ? He looks like he's had his face carved off by a diseased butcher, put in a pinyata, beaten with hockey sticks for six hours then the resultant slop piped back onto his head like the icing on the ugliest cake the world has ever seen."

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 20 Jan 2011, 18:16

Frankie Boyle is a genius, no question.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 Jan 2011, 01:01

wait a minute..

if we're all here..

..whos got madeline?

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 21 Jan 2011, 01:04

why aren't any of the English cunts funny?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 Jan 2011, 02:00

stewart lee is funny

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 21 Jan 2011, 04:01

The lovechild of an imaginary father and a real mother is a...

complex child.

Math j0ke hurrr.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 Jan 2011, 04:02

not very advanced maths joke as i obtained it

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 Jan 2011, 04:24

..and eddie izzard is funny

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 21 Jan 2011, 04:25

eddie izzard, now there's a comedian!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 Jan 2011, 04:48

stewart lee is better

[youtube]lPapltn3tTg[/youtube]

captain twat. IV. · Post by **captain twat. IV.** » 21 Jan 2011, 04:56

Not funny.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 Jan 2011, 05:03

[youtube]b0wBnLaEXPw[/youtube]

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 21 Jan 2011, 06:06

i've always loved izzard.

but i seriously thought stewart lee was incredibly boring.

some of his stuff was funny but not enough for me to be a fan.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 21 Jan 2011, 06:07

[quote name="'zilla"]i've always loved izzard.

but i seriously thought stewart lee was incredibly boring.

some of his stuff was funny but not enough for me to be a fan.[/quote]

as i said, some of his older stuff, like in the thread where i posted quite a few, are not very good

but his few full gigs are very good imo

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 21 Jan 2011, 08:58

the album i listened to came out in 2005.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 22 Jan 2011, 06:30

JOKES

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 Jan 2011, 06:46

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]JOKES[/quote]

[youtube]mHCxQIfx41w[/youtube]

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 22 Jan 2011, 06:48

[youtube]H1iVRV09mRo[/youtube]

was such a good show

hope they dont fuck up the film

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 24 Jan 2011, 02:33

Johnny will love this no doubt.

[youtube]-iGwnL-CAjk[/youtube]

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 24 Jan 2011, 03:59

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 24 Jan 2011, 04:28

How did the blonde die?

Complications during childbirth.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 24 Jan 2011, 08:05

[youtube]P0Tm5Tnu9EA[/youtube]

MorbidAngela · Post by **MorbidAngela** » 24 Jan 2011, 12:29

[youtube]vNAuXSypw8A[/youtube]

this is the only one that had the right timing on it and got the whole joke in there but the links piss me off because they wont g o a w a y!

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 25 Jan 2011, 21:23

You ruin everything you touch.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 26 Jan 2011, 02:05

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 27 Jan 2011, 23:12

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 28 Jan 2011, 00:15

thats not funny

zim · Post by **zim** » 28 Jan 2011, 00:26

[quote name="Verbal"]THATS NOT FUNNY[/quote]

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 28 Jan 2011, 00:47

thats fucking hilarious

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 28 Jan 2011, 04:58

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 28 Jan 2011, 05:18

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 28 Jan 2011, 19:56

[quote name="Verbal"]thats not funny[/quote]

I watched 10 o clock live last night. The new ch4 thingwith Lauren laverne D mitchell Charlie brooker and Jimmy Carr. Have you seen it?

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 28 Jan 2011, 21:18

[quote name="Zajebiste!"]

I watched 10 o clock live last night. The new ch4 thingwith Lauren laverne D mitchell Charlie brooker and Jimmy Carr. Have you seen it?[/quote]

yes. genius. although Lauren Laverne can fuck off out if it

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 28 Jan 2011, 21:37

I wish I could get all your nifty UK channels here.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 28 Jan 2011, 22:30

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]

I watched 10 o clock live last night. The new ch4 thingwith Lauren laverne D mitchell Charlie brooker and Jimmy Carr. Have you seen it?[/quote]

yes. genius. although Lauren Laverne can i love you and i humbly regret any ill feeling between us out if it[/quote]

I'm inclined to disagree. I think for a chick she holds her own pretty well. I fancy her too. :doubleoldsexism:

Desolation: Check out 4OD on the Channel 4 website, it hosts most of their previously aired material. Dunno if it's available in the US though.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 28 Jan 2011, 23:44

[quote name="Zajebiste!"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]

I watched 10 o clock live last night. The new ch4 thingwith Lauren laverne D mitchell Charlie brooker and Jimmy Carr. Have you seen it?[/quote]

yes. genius. although Lauren Laverne can i love you and i humbly regret any ill feeling between us out if it[/quote]

I'm inclined to disagree. I think for a chick she holds her own pretty well. I fancy her too. :doubleoldsexism:

Desolation: Check out 4OD on the Channel 4 website, it hosts most of their previously aired material. Dunno if it's available in the US though.[/quote]

:4od:

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 29 Jan 2011, 01:25

[quote name="Zajebiste!"]
[quote name="Verbal"]thats not funny[/quote]

I watched 10 o clock live last night. The new ch4 thingwith Lauren laverne D mitchell Charlie brooker and Jimmy Carr. Have you seen it?[/quote]

linkaege?

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 31 Jan 2011, 21:50

I actually watched it. On telly, like.

I find David Mitchell's rhetoric a bit condescending at times.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 01 Feb 2011, 01:11

[quote name="Zajebiste!"]I actually watched it. On telly, like.

I find David Mitchell's rhetoric a bit condescending at times.[/quote]

Well, you would.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 01 Feb 2011, 02:32

[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]I actually watched it. On telly, like.

I find David Mitchell's rhetoric a bit condescending at times.[/quote]

Well, you would.[/quote]

Theres ways to have an argument without repeating the same point with over and over with increasing levels off shit-grinning pomp, you know.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 01 Feb 2011, 02:48

[quote name="Zajebiste!"]
[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Zajebiste!"]I actually watched it. On telly, like.

I find David Mitchell's rhetoric a bit condescending at times.[/quote]

Well, you would.[/quote]

Theres ways to have an ambulance without repeating the same point with over and over with increasing levels off shit-grinning pomp, you know.[/quote]

It has a depth and subtlety that may be too advanced for some. It still works on about seven levels though.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 01 Feb 2011, 21:38

He's at his best when he's being subtle, i'm talking about when people get his back up and he adopts his holier-than-thou attitude. He's not holier-than-anyone!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 03 Feb 2011, 04:57

[quote name="Zajebiste!"]He's at his best when he's being subtle, i'm talking about when people get his back up and he adopts his holier-than-thou attitude. He's not holier-than-anyone![/quote]

I like his podcasts. You don't?